College Parties As Told by "Gossip Girl"
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College Parties As Told by "Gossip Girl"

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College Parties As Told by "Gossip Girl"

So, you've just finished your Monday classes and it's time for the six-day weekend. That's how college works nowadays, right? The parties start to roll around, and if you're any girl in college, it probably goes a little something like this:

1. You only have one hour until the pregame starts and you realize... the dreadful time has come... it's time to get ready.

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2. You spend about 10 minutes on your makeup, 20 minutes on your hair and 45 minutes sitting down contemplating life. You finally look in the mirror and realize, you look fire hot.

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3. You just arrive at the pregame and all of your friends want you to "catch up." You're having the best time but realize you have to get to the party.

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4.You just got dropped off, are about to walk in, and realize you have to see the other 10 people from your class you were avoiding trying to see this week and make plans for "drinks next week?"

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5. But oh well, you get through the small talk and on to having a crazy night after a stressful week.

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6. A guy comes up to talk to you... then changes his name three times during the conversation and asks if you'd be down to hang out sometime at his "really cool" frat house.

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7. You ditch the boy and go have an amazing time with your friends the rest of the night, making memories you will write down in your phone to make sure you remember tomorrow.

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So whether you're feisty like Blair, showstopping like Serena, quiet like Dan, mysterious like Chuck, or incredibly handsome like Nate, your college parties probably go a little something like this.

XOXO,
Gossip Girl

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