If Undergrads' College Majors Were All Purebred Dogs

If Undergrads' College Majors Were All Purebred Dogs

College can be RUFF.
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College majors have been compared to everything from coffee to The Office characters to ice cream, so why not our favorite furry friends?

Buckle pup to see what doggo your major would be!

Journalism majors = Beagles

As protecters of the people, journalists always have something to say. Beagles are considered the noisiest dog breed, so it's a match made in heaven!

Criminal justice majors = Dobermans

Just like criminal justice majors, dobies are tough and know how to stand tall. You don't want to mess with these guys!

Education majors = Boxers

These doggos are the goofiest, friendliest ones out there. Just like teachers, they are great with the kiddos!

International relations majors = Shiba Inus

Shibas were originally from Japan and are now popular all over the world. Just like international relations majors, these puppers sure know a lot about the world!


English majors = Labrador Retrievers

You might be wondering, "What the heck do English majors and labs have in common?" Well, English majors are the most basic college majors, just like labs are the most basic family dogs ;)

Psychology majors = Pulis

Pulis are strange yet lovable doggos, just like psych majors!

Parks and recreation majors = Shelties

What do these two have in common? They both love to be outdoors! I sure hope you brought your walking shoes.

Physical education majors = Huskies

Huskies were bred to lead sleds across vast frozen tundras. They never stop running, just like phys ed majors!

Advertising majors = Corgis

These two are both the friendiest and know how to start a great conversation ;)

Physics majors = Border Collies

Smart and hard-working, both physics majors and collies are sure to get an A in our book!

Nursing majors = Jack Russell Terriers

Just like nursing majors, Jack Russell's are sweet but know how to be tough at a moments notice.

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An Open Letter To My Dog In Heaven

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However, as I grew older, so did you. As I was able to do more, you were able to do less. I was able to drive, go to the movies on my own, and apply to college. But you, you couldn't jump as high anymore, you couldn't run as fast as you used to, you couldn't swim as much as you would have liked. Even when your abilities declined, you still remained the happiest pup I had ever met and would continue to always try your hardest to make me happy.

Then the day came. That dreadful, dreadful day. The day where I had to watch you take your last breath as I laid by your side, the day where I had to watch the vet take away the best friend that I had ever known. As horrible as that moment was, and as sad as I still am, I am at peace.

I am at peace because I know that you are in a much, much better place. I know that as soon as you took your last breath here on Earth, God swept your beautiful, innocent soul from the ground and flew you to Heaven. I know that you have gained your furry little wings that you so rightfully deserve, and I am proud that I was able to know and love such an amazing little angel as you.

As I am still here on Earth, I can't say that I know what Heaven above is like for you, but I hope that you are truly having the time of your life. I hope that you are surrounded by perfectly green meadows filled with colorful flowers and blanketed by the bluest skies and the brightest rays of sunshine. I hope that you have hundreds of different lakes, ponds, streams, and even oceans to swim in as much as your sweet little heart pleases. I hope that you have already met with all of our relatives up there and that they give you endless treats and belly rubs, since I no longer can. I hope that all of your pain and suffering has vanished, allowing you to be the young, energetic pup that you once were and have been longing to be for so long now.

Even though we are no longer physically together anymore, you will forever remain in my heart and soul. You were a blessing sent from above, and now, God needs you back. Thank you for completing me and teaching me important life lessons; I will carry you with me everywhere I go until we meet again. I love you, my guardian angel.

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How Much Alcohol You Drink A Week, Based on Your GPA

You spend your life studying, so you might as well drink to forget.

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We all know that balancing work and play is a priority to college students.

You want to succeed and get good grades, but you also want to have a good time while you're still in college. Some struggle with balance. They over booze-cruise and some over-dedicate themselves to their work that they never get their dose of Vitamin D.

But, one thing that everyone can say, is that almost everyone drinks in college. And, the amount that you drink can definitely make or break your grades.

3.5 or higher

You educations means a lot to you, but you still know how to have fun every once in a while. The weekends are your time to shine, but the party doesn't start until your homework is done.

3.0-3.4

A little overwhelmed with your school work, you relax by doing you work with wine or doing half of your work then heading to the bar for their specials. You're a few times week regular, but you never go super crazy. You definitely care about your work and definitely need to get it done, but you're not afraid to pick up the bottle and get wild every now and again.

2.0-2.9

You try hard to get your work done but the fear of missing out has you buggin' hard. So, you try to get your work done before you go out, but you might forget a few things. Remember to pace yourself, and you're spending money to go to school for a reason! You may be at the club 5/7 days of the week, but you'll still turn in some of your work.

1.9 or lower

In constant stress-mode, you de-stress by going out with your friends and getting to parties. It's probably an every-day affair. But, you may let your grades slip a little more than you should, so you spend the next several weeks trying to scramble up the GPA scale. Sometimes it works out for the better, but other times, you end up falling close or below the red. Remember, prioritize your future. You have your whole life ahead of you to party and booze.

Everyone has their vices on how to cope with work and stress, but know that you should partake in those vices in moderation. There is plenty of time to get messed up and make some memories, just do it after you finish your schoolwork. What do you think breaks are for?

Also, PLEASE don't do hard drugs!!!

Happy drinking...I mean, studying!

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