Choosing a major in college is one of the hardest parts, but when you compare it to your favorite Walt Disney World rides it all becomes pretty simple and clear! I mean, if the life of an anthropology major is really just like It's A Small World, then sign me up!
Obviously, this is all for fun and not an actual representation of the following college majors!
1. Music - Rock 'n' Roller Coaster
I don't think this needs much explaining, but a ride totally focused on one of the most iconic bands of all time no doubt encompasses all that it is to be a music major — a love for music that lasts for centuries.
2. Environmental Science - Living with the Land
Living with the Land is all about sustainability and helping our environment. TBH, the people who work this ride are probably environmental science majors.
3. International Relations - Soarin' Around the World
Soar around the world and immerse yourself in new cultures on Soarin' Around the World... or as an international relations major.
4. Engineering - Test Track
Step One: Design your own car that will be the most reliable, the most efficient, and the fastest. Step two: Test it out. Pretty sure I just described engineering.
5. History - Haunted Mansion
Exploring a creepy, OLD, abandoned mansion on a ride sounds exactly like something a history major would want to do in real life. Why flip through a book when you could experience history first-hand — the older the better, am I right history majors?!
6. Business - Seven Dwarfs' Mine Train
Although it seems like a smooth ride compared to everyone else, like the Mine Train, Business majors have a lot of unexpected twists, turns and plummets to deal with.
7. Marketing - Toy Story Mania!
Fun, colorful and creative with a mix of analytics as you try to zap the target worth the most points. Marketing in a nutshell.
8. Nursing - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
"This here's the wildest ride in the WILDERNESS!"
Not even a Nursing major, but I can agree.
9. Astronomy - Space Mountain
Because doesn't everyone who majors in Astronomy shoot through space on a rocket ship while chocolate chip cookies float above their head?
10. Anthropology - It's A Small World
Learn about all cultures. Embrace all cultures. Respect all cultures.
11. Criminal Justice - Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin
Protect and save the universe from the bad guys. And while the ride is a much more playful spin on that, criminal justice majors really do protect and save us once they graduate!
12. Theater - Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor
Get rid of your stage fright, hide your embarrassment, and exude laughter (or sadness, depending on how hangry you are) when you walk onto the Laugh Floor, or into the life of a theater major!
13. Marine Science - Pirates of the Caribbean
Sail the ocean blue in search of buried treasure! Or maybe just some new fish species, but either way, the ocean is your home!
14. Political Science - Mad Tea Party
Like the teacups, everything is always spinning 100 mph in circles in the life of politics, especially within all the individual parties. Each one is like its own Mad Tea Party.
15. Undeclared - PeopleMover
Like the PeopleMover, all the undeclared majors are just sitting back and enjoying the ride. Exploring new majors like Astronomy (aka Space Mountain) and Criminal Justice (aka Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin) during the ride, they are testing all the different waters and not quite sure which path they are ready to travel down yet.
