We've all seen about a million of these, "If college major were," but what you haven't seen, is if college majors were Oreo flavors.
1. English: Golden Oreos.
The golden Oreo because reading and writing are used in every major and in every day life, so it's pretty much number one, like a golden first place trophy.
2. Math/Accounting: The classic Oreo.
The classic Oreo because math is the same in every language, and it'll never change.
3. Education: Oreo minis.
In education you're giving your knowledge and wisdom, to a younger generation (for the most part), hoping that they'll do something good with it.
4. Art/Graphic design: Spring themed Oreos.
From the fun yellow creme to the cute little picture on the cookie part, the spring themed Oreo is truly a piece of art.
5. Communication: Cool mint Oreos.
Cool mint for communication because every comm major I know are super chill, cool even ;)
6. Social Sciences (psychology, sociology): Halloween themed Oreos.
Let's be real, understanding how and why people and the world are is low-key scary. Socializing alone is scary!
7. Business/Marketing: Red velvet Oreos.
Red velvet is the same as chocolate but a different color. There's an almost identical product but some how, some way there's a market and need for red velvet?!
8. Medicine (nursing, pre med): Double Stuf Oreos.
Double stuff Oreos because there's just so much to information to memorize and process. You're stuffed with a million things to know like these Oreos are stuffed with extra creme.
9. Science (chemistry, biology, physics): Cherry Cola Oreos.
There's pop rocks in them, and you know things pop in science, and you study rocks sooooooo.
10. Dance/Musical Theatre: Birthday cake Oreos.
Because dancing and plays/productions are fun like birthday cakes.
11. History: Firework Oreos.
Because let's be real here, the only time American celebrate history is the 4th of July, and we celebrate with fireworks.
12. Political Science: Peanut butter Oreos.
Peanut butter has a strong smell and a strong taste just like people have strong political views.
13. Anthropology: Oreo thins.
So I have this friend who just graduated with a degree in anthro and I tease her all the time about digging up dinosaur bones, and about how the aliens built the pyramids, and I swear her patience with this non sense is getting pretty thin.
14. Criminal justice/justice studies: Chocolate Oreos.
Either you love or hate the way the legal system works, like the way people wither love or hate chocolate.
