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If College Majors Were Oreo Cookies

Not every majors the same but neither is every Oreo.

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We've all seen about a million of these, "If college major were," but what you haven't seen, is if college majors were Oreo flavors.

1. English: Golden Oreos.

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The golden Oreo because reading and writing are used in every major and in every day life, so it's pretty much number one, like a golden first place trophy.

2. Math/Accounting: The classic Oreo.

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The classic Oreo because math is the same in every language, and it'll never change.

3. Education: Oreo minis.

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In education you're giving your knowledge and wisdom, to a younger generation (for the most part), hoping that they'll do something good with it.

4. Art/Graphic design: Spring themed Oreos.

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From the fun yellow creme to the cute little picture on the cookie part, the spring themed Oreo is truly a piece of art.

5. Communication: Cool mint Oreos.

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Cool mint for communication because every comm major I know are super chill, cool even ;)

6. Social Sciences (psychology, sociology): Halloween themed Oreos.

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Let's be real, understanding how and why people and the world are is low-key scary. Socializing alone is scary!

7. Business/Marketing: Red velvet Oreos.

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Red velvet is the same as chocolate but a different color. There's an almost identical product but some how, some way there's a market and need for red velvet?!

8. Medicine (nursing, pre med): Double Stuf Oreos.

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Double stuff Oreos because there's just so much to information to memorize and process. You're stuffed with a million things to know like these Oreos are stuffed with extra creme.

9. Science (chemistry, biology, physics): Cherry Cola Oreos.

There's pop rocks in them, and you know things pop in science, and you study rocks sooooooo.

10. Dance/Musical Theatre: Birthday cake Oreos.

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Because dancing and plays/productions are fun like birthday cakes.

11. History: Firework Oreos.

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Because let's be real here, the only time American celebrate history is the 4th of July, and we celebrate with fireworks.

12. Political Science: Peanut butter Oreos.

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Peanut butter has a strong smell and a strong taste just like people have strong political views.

13. Anthropology: Oreo thins.

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So I have this friend who just graduated with a degree in anthro and I tease her all the time about digging up dinosaur bones, and about how the aliens built the pyramids, and I swear her patience with this non sense is getting pretty thin.

14. Criminal justice/justice studies: Chocolate Oreos.

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Either you love or hate the way the legal system works, like the way people wither love or hate chocolate.

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