Oreo has announced the news that these two toxic new flavors will be released soon in China and are now available for premium prices on eBay.
While their flavor creators were busy focusing on this nastiness, they glossed over a number of much more delicious flavors that would be a better use of everyone's time and taste buds. Here are 22 flavors we'd much rather have than "hot chicken wing" and "wasabi."
They're eating them for pranks anyway. Might as well capitalize off of that. Plus, then you don't have to brush your teeth afterwards.
Just imagine the squish between the crunch. Major yum.
6. Salt and Vinegar
Sweet and Savory? Or too far?
Throwback to the days of children's medicine and every other artificial grape flavored product
14. Pizza roll
Complete with 3rd degree burns all over the inside of your mouth. Bonus if they're mac and cheese and bacon flavored.
This Oreo's name is Brad and it's already groped you twice and told you it's not ready for a relationship right now.