Oreo has announced the news that these two toxic new flavors will be released soon in China and are now available for premium prices on eBay.
While their flavor creators were busy focusing on this nastiness, they glossed over a number of much more delicious flavors that would be a better use of everyone's time and taste buds. Here are 22 flavors we'd much rather have than "hot chicken wing" and "wasabi."
1. Tide Pod
Gotta stay relevant for those Gen-Zers out there.
They're eating them for pranks anyway. Might as well capitalize off of that. Plus, then you don't have to brush your teeth afterwards.
3. Cheese Whiz
If you could add cheese to something, why wouldn't you?
Okay, this one may not be totally sarcastic. Gotta get that Vitamin C in somehow.
Just imagine the squish between the crunch. Major yum.
6. Salt and Vinegar
Sweet and Savory? Or too far?
Gotta get that protein in somehow
With real fish though
Oreo crumbles? Tempura? Same thing.
Throwback to the days of children's medicine and every other artificial grape flavored product
10. Mac and Cheese
Bonus points: dip it in ketchup
13. Bubble gum
Crunchy on the outside and loses flavor after approximately 0.2 minutes
14. Pizza roll
Complete with 3rd degree burns all over the inside of your mouth. Bonus if they're mac and cheese and bacon flavored.
15. Lip balm
Like the yummy Smuckers flavors we had when we were little
16. Fried Chicken
Bring it to the family picnic to dip in potato salad.
18. Hot Cheetos
Enough to give you an ulcer
I can smell this Oreo from all the way over here.
This way you can tell your mom you've eaten your vegetables.
This Oreo's name is Brad and it's already groped you twice and told you it's not ready for a relationship right now.
Harambe, rest in peace.