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College Life: As Told By "Zoolander"

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Lauren Schatz
Feb 01, 2016
Oklahoma State
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College Life: As Told By "Zoolander"
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"Zoolander 2" is coming out in just a few short weeks, which gets us reminiscing about the first time we met the "ridiculously good-looking" models, Derek and Hansel, in the original "Zoolander." The hilarious 2001 comedy taught us not only that playing with gasoline is dangerous, but also that even models can have struggles. Modeling may be a tough gig, but what's even more difficult is being a college student. Here are some "Zoolander" moments that help sum up what college life is all about.

1. When you can't decide what to major in and have a slight identity crisis...

2. That sickening moment when you find out the prices of your textbooks...

3. When you don't understand any of the notes on the board and you just sit there lost like...

4. That horrifying moment when you zone out in class and the professor calls on you...

5. When you catch a cold during the semester and start being overly dramatic...

6. That point in the semester when you stop trying to be nice to your roommate...

7. When your computer decides to stop working right as you finish your 12-page essay...

8. When the professor brags about your paper to the class and you just sit there like...

9. When you tell a joke during your presentation and nobody in the class laughs...

10. That brief mental breakdown that you have at 3 a.m. after hours of studying...

11. That glorious moment when all your hard work pays off and you get an A on your transcript...


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