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College Life As Told By President Trump

We need a small loan of a million dollars to get us through this semester.

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College Life As Told By President Trump
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When the semester begins and everything is going fine

but then you hit syllabus week

and the work starts to pile up

and you start pulling more and more all nighters and start to lose your mind a little bit

but then the weekend comes and you get to have some fun with friends

and your feeling the beat

then you wake up and remember what happened

and now the weekends over and you have three tests, two papers, and an entire project due by Wednesday

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