1. When you're walking down Main Street, and you see all your homies.
2. And then you see all the beautiful girls around campus, and you're like:
3. And then you go to Dunkin', and it's extremely overpriced.
4. When you get catcalled on the way to a frat party.
5. When you're trying to get hammered, but not blacked out.
6. Hitting up Christiana Mall like:
7. When you finally get wifed up.
8. And you're all cute together in the kitchen like.
9. And a little life advice from Fetty himself
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