Here we are again, the most dreaded week of the year: finals week. Nothing puts so many emotions into the hearts of college students as the mention of this dreaded week. This awful week is what will determine your GPA, and will ultimately determine if you pass or fail a class. You have known this week was coming since the beginning, but you had no idea it would hit you so hard. Here is some Grey’s anatomy humor that describes every college student’s current pain.
1. It is a few days before finals week starts and you realize that you have learned nothing this semester. Your professor then starts talking about everything that you need to know for this cumulative exam, and you are sitting there like:
2. After the painful class period ends, you go up to your professor and beg for some extra credit. However, as usual, the professor says no, and your feelings change to:
3. As if things can’t get worse, your professor then sends you an email saying that the final will now be worth 50 percent of your grade, and you realize that you need to get a B, just to pass the class. Your feelings now turn into:
4. But you suddenly get motivated and decide to form a study group with your friends. However, three hours into studying you all realize you are all completely clueless.
5. But even after an awful night of studying, the day starts to get better. You find out that one of your finals is online, which means it will be a lot easier! You then go and brag about it to anyone who will listen, and run around screaming:
6. You then decide to take the online final early just to get it out of the way because it is supposed to be easy. However, the professor puts the most random information on the final, and has you feeling like:
7. It is now crunch time, and instead of studying you start going back over everything you wish you had done differently this semester.
8. But you finally get over yourself and realize that there is nothing you can do at this point.
9. So you crack down and channel your inner Christina Yang and give yourself a pep talk.
10. After a few hours of cramming you start to get hungry, and call your best friend to help you stress eat.
11. It’s now day one of finals week. You walk in to the first final somewhat confidently, but after not knowing even one question on the exam, you walk out feeling like:
12. And that really annoying smart person who sat next to you starts going off about how easy the exam was, and you are just like:
13. But you still have four more finals to go, so it’s obvious that you are not going to be in a good mood all week. You would think this would be understandable, but everyone around you tells you that you need to need to be happier, but you just respond with:
14. You then call you parents and give them a heads up that you think you have already bombed one final, and probably will fail the rest of them. You end the conversation by saying:
15. But after that awful conversation, you then feel like everything is hopeless and your feelings turn into:
16. But your annoying friend can't stand to see you fail, so they just won’t let you give up. So here comes the next pep talk.
17. Inspired by your friend, you go to it, cramming every piece of information that you possibly can into your brain. You pull the all-nighter, and then because you are so sleep-deprived and stressed to your max, you end have having the breakdown that was inevitably going to happen:
18. But in a last ditch effort to save your GPA, you convince yourself that you are going to be fine with one final pep talk.
19. The final ends, and you walk out feeling like you actually maybe passed that class! But more importantly finals week is OVER so, like always, you grab your friends and dance it out, because that is how you finish everything.
Good luck on your finals everyone!
