Alright, listen up. You’ve gotten your acceptance letter, and now it is time to go shopping. Seriously. Boy, do I have the style list of all style lists for you.

You literally need everything.

Believe me, you’re going to thank me when Jeremy from Chemistry passes you on the quad and compliments you on your Adidas superstars because you have succeeded in becoming the epitome of a college fashionista. Because Jeremy from Chemistry’s opinion is literally the only thing that matters, you’ve got to act now.

If you’re not careful you could miss your moment by not being equipped with the proper footwear, or any clothes for that matter.

1. Those Adidas kicks

I know I mentioned Superstars before, and of course, they’re the OG, but Stan Smiths are making a big move right now. They’re neck and neck. I’d say you’re safe either way, just remember that the brand name is literally everything.

2. Lulu leggings

These are an absolute ESSENTIAL. You have to wear them every single day, or at least to class. Everyone needs to know that you’ve got a pair, even if they all look the same and your shirt covers the label in the back. Trust me, everyone will just know.

3. A Canada Goose parka

This is only for the northerners, sorry guys. Anyways, you will literally freeze without one. Like every other brand will make you freeze to death. It’s been scientifically proven.

4. Black jeans with rips in the knees

Just to show that you’re a little edgy but not too much. Like, you’ve mastered your resting bitch face, but you also live off caramel macchiatos. It’s all about balance, people.

5. A vest

Napoleon Dynamite is wrong, we all hate sleeves here. You now hate sleeves, too.

6. A wooly thread sweater

Even if you’re not in Greek life and don’t have letters for everyone to see, you need one. Nobody can know that you like regular sweaters.

7. A Love Your Melon beanie

OK — actually being serious — it’s a great cause, so I can’t even judge.

8. Clout goggles

We don’t make trends, we just follow them.