You can't even manage to get out of bed for your 10 a.m.
You fantasize about your future with your secret crush whom you just gaze at from afar.
You're all dressed up and going out, and then someone pisses you off and you wish you were in bed.
You try to pick up your GPA.
You've had too much to drink and your BFF comes to the rescue.
You check your bank account.
How you feel when your Uber arrives.
You get that 2 a.m. "Wyd" text.
You change from your "going to class" outfit to your "going out" outfit.
You have to act interested until he offers to buy you a drink.
You picture your actual future with the perfect guy you met at the bar last night.
You spy on bae talking to another girl.
You get an A on a test you didn't even study for.
That look your friend gives you when you try to convince yourself your non-boyfriend really isn't that bad.
Your friends are saying you need to leave, but...
The dining hall doesn't have chicken tenders.
