With my newly acquired job at my campus coffee shop, I've decided that the world cannot be without another personality test. Without further ado, here is what your coffee shop order says about who you are inside.
Drip Coffee
You are a down-to-earth person who wants a pick me up with no frills. You’re hardworking, realistic, and can appreciate the simple things in life. If you drink your coffee black, it also means you’re a little bit of a sadist who enjoys when life is bitter and difficult to swallow.
Chai Latte
You are a lover of sleep and softness (e.g. puppies, blankets, and large sweaters). You aren’t afraid to be vulnerable, and you have a fondness for the Romantic poets. You do have a tendency to be distracted, and finishing things on time is sometimes a struggle for you.
Hot Chocolate
You’re not afraid to embrace your inner child. You are independent, kind, and loving. You do find it hard to have difficult conversations, and confrontation is not your forte. If you add raspberry flavoring, this shows that you have a fun-loving side, and like to try new things.
Fruit Smoothie
You’re at home in nature, and love to be outdoors in the sun. Winter is a difficult season for you, especially when the sky is grey for days. You’re not afraid of seeking what you want, even if this means disrupting the status quo. You may also listen to a lot of Jack Johnson. If you don’t, maybe you should.
Mocha
You’ve got a spunky personality, and you’re not afraid to say what’s on your mind. You like a good party, but you’re also not afraid to face reality. When life gets tough, you can always find a way to make things a little sweeter. You’re amazingly resilient, and I certainly wouldn’t want to be on your bad side.
Turtle
You are very diligent, but you also LOVE to treat yourself. You’re the kind of person who has no trouble acknowledging a job well done, and you’re quick to encourage your friends when they’re struggling. In a crisis, you sometimes have trouble focusing, but you’re not afraid to face whatever life might throw at you.
London Fog
You really wish you liked black tea, but you just don’t. You also really love literature, or wish you did. This drink is your compromise. It’s sweet enough that you actually want to drink it but cultured enough that you feel proud of yourself.
Hot Tea
You might be a closet vegan. You’re very health conscious and have a refined palate. You’re after a hot drink for its comfort and cleansing power, not the crazy energy boost. You also may have just come from yoga. Keep living your life to the fullest.
Double Espresso Shot
You’re a hardcore adrenaline junkie. You are not in this for pleasure or fun. You are here to do a job and go home to drown your sorrows with cranberry juice. Please take a nap.
