You say I drink too much coffee, and my response is that you're probably right, but I really don't care.
1. Why are they talking to me when they know I haven't had my coffee yet?
2. Praise God. I found the Starbucks.
3. Should I be worried that ALL of the baristas here know my name and order?
4. How many espresso shots are considered "too many"?
5. I think I'll change up my order today.
6. Just kidding. I'll take the usual, please.
7. Is it bad that I've been here every day this week?
8. I just made that pot and it's already gone?! Oh well. I'll just make another.
9. The lady behind me is only giving me a dirty look because she's jealous they haven't memorized her order yet.
10. Oh look, it's 9 pm already.Maybe I should stop drinking coffee for the night.
11. LOL. Who am I kidding, I'm not going to bed anytime soon.
12. That drink looks so pretty, I should try that one!
13. Just kidding. I can't handle a major life change today.
14. I'm glad I can do my homework here. That way when I finish my cup, I can get another and I won't even have to make it for myself.
15. Maybe they can start giving me my coffee through an iv.
16. There's no way I'm the only one who's ever asked for that.
17. I'm shaky naturally. I swear it's not because of the coffee.
18. Hey! They spelled my name right this time!
19. How do people even function without coffee?
20. "Where did all your money go? You better not say you spent it all on coffee." Listen, mom, I can explain.
21. If I didn't have coffee, I'd probably kill all of you.
22. What do you mean you don't like coffee?
23. I know I'm not making sense. My coffee is still kicking in.
24. Listen. My coffee addiction isn't really that bad. I've only had 3 cups today.
25. My love can be bought with coffee and I don't even feel bad about it.
26. I used to be a morning person until I started drinking coffee.
27. I'm pretty sure my blood stream actually contains coffee at this point.
28. The only way I'm going in the morning is if there's coffee.
29. I'm going to go make coffee.
Coffee, my dark, bitter companion. I don't know what I would do without you.