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5 Things You Should Do If You See A Clown

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Courtney Stewart
Oct 14, 2016
Grand Canyon University
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5 Things You Should Do If You See A Clown
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There are multiple reasons to be concerned for our country such as the election, hurricanes, war, and now recently clowns. Clowns are appearing in towns across the nation and frankly I am not sure if this is supposed to be some cruel joke or if they are a serious threat. I have never thought clowns were funny, and in fact they make me feel uncomfortable and creeped out. That is normal clowns, and now I hear there are actual creepy and scary clowns roaming neighborhoods and woods at night trying to lure children or scare people. I do not tolerate clowns and I will not tolerate creepy ones either. Pretty soon the people are going to take matters into their own hands, as will I if I ever see one. Here is a thorough list of reactions I would have if I ever saw a creepy clown.

1. Shock

If I ever come across something as terrifying as a flipping clown, you better believe my jaw will be on the floor. Just the sight of one of these things just might make me poop myself.

2. Screaming

After the initial shock of the pure terrifying horror of a clown I will be hitting some high octaves. Hopefully this will make the clown's ears bleed. This is my best defense mechanism, so I pray God gave me a good scream.

3. Run

I have never been a runner, but I know as soon as a clown appears before me I will be out of there. I am not going to sit around defensless waiting to see what one of these clowns are about to do. Bye. Adios. See you never.

4. Rounding up the troops

The 'troops' will probably be one or two other crazy people who are willing to fight back against supernatural forces. Definitely not qualified to handle these matters and will most likely scare one other over finding the creepy thing.

5. Retaliation

If clown is found and proper weapons are in hand it is going to get a little messy. Thanks to my mom who was worried about my safety, I have pepper spray and I am not afraid to use it!

This is not a drill. Everyone needs to prepare mentally and physically just in case one of these clowns appears near you. Be safe out in the streets.

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