Clovergender: The New Hoax Identity

Clovergender: The New Hoax Identity

"They tend to be attracted to young children, sexually or romantically."
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Now I know what some of you are thinking; Clovergender? What is that? Is it a part of the LGBT community? What exactly does it mean to be clovergender? Am I clovergender? Let me answer some of the questions that may be running through your mind right about now.

First, clovergender is NOT, I repeat, NOT a real identity you may identify yourself with. Clovergender is a mock term generated to ridicule the LGBT community. Clovergenders are "children at heart" or "children in adult bodies" and are "romantically or sexually attracted to children".

Second, as previously stated, clovergender is NOT a part of the LGBT community. The discussion of this new identity arose in early 2017 when various tweets appeared from Martin Shkreli. One of these tweets feautured, "Please spread clovergender awareness."

A reddit thread appeared to describe this new foreign term of 'clovergender' and what it means to identify yourself as such.

"Clovergendered people are believed to be cisgender at birth. However, their mind fails to develop past the age of 13. They tend to be attracted to young children, sexually or romantically. Clovergendered people are not to be confused with pedophiles. Pedophiles are generally predators to children. Clovergender are actually children at heart. Unfortunately, there is no known surgery at this time for clovergender individuals. Clovergender people are often misunderstood. This gender faces a lot of discrimination, and clovergender groups have one of the highest suicide rates in America. They have created an awareness moment of Tumblr, Twitter, and Facebook, using the hashtag #clovergenderthings."

So let's just take a second and breathe.....

So, basically what this is telling me is that when you are a clovergender and are sexually attracted to children, you're NOT a pedophile, correct? Yeah, that makes PERFECT sense. So basically because of this fake identity, you've just created a way for pedophiles to justify their actions. So, good job guys. You're doing great.

The legitimate troll Clovergender Facebook page, stated,

"It is alarming that we are being lumped with pedophiles. They and clovergender people are NOT the same thing. Clovergenders are children in adult bodies, while pedos are ADULTS in ADULT bodies. They are predators and we do not support them!"

Another Clovergender Facebook page, called Clovergender Rights has said the following,

"It's a sad reality we all face, when not every gender or age identity is respected and treated as equal. We need to end the hatred and end the bigotry. Gender rights are human rights!"
"A #Kindergender is an adult trapped in a child's body. Many people believe that Muhammad's wife Aisha was a kindergender. Some say Muhammad was a clovergender. There's no way to know for sure, but we do know that Muhammad married Aisha when she was 6 years old according to her solar age, and they consummated the marriage when Aisha was 9. Following the example of Muhammad and Aisha, the Islamic world has been very accepting of clovergendered and kindergendered individuals. In this respect, the Islamic world is more progressive than the west. They're paving the way for clover and kinder rights. It's time for us to join them.
💚 LOVE IS LOVE 💚"

"We also support #Kindergender people! We are not defined by solar age! They too need to be accepted for who they are! #Transage #Clovergender"
"It's ok to be a kid on the inside!"
"Brave Clovers will always have our support #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqa#clovergender #pride #loveforall"

Let me also restate the following sentence. Clovergender is NOT, I repeat, NOT a real identity you may identify yourself with. This "identity" is a hoax. It's fake. It was created to scorn the LGBT community. More of the matter is the fact that while this is most certainly fake, PEOPLE ARE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY AND IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES WITH IT!

How can anyone possibly believe in such nonsense? In such literal and utter bullshit? How can you possibly create a mocking term that in itself justifies pedophilia? I cannot begin to comprehend the ignorant and uneducated ideals that come from peoples' heads these days.

The problem with this hoax is that if people believe its a real thing, soon others will. Under a Facebook post from the page of Clovergender Rights, a person states,

"What's worse is this is exactly how the LGBT movement started with the same backlash response and 2018 look at us now."

That is the problem with joking of this new and unrealistic identity. You're convincing some that this is real. You might be making fun of the subject, but pedophiles and child molesters actions are now being made OK thanks to this.

So please, the next time you want to produce a false identity, don't. In this day and age, people will believe most of everything they see and read. All you're going to do is forge and fabricate a living and breathing nightmare for us all.

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