1. I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then. - Bob Seger (Against the Wind)

2. I wanna remember to remember to forget you fogot me. - Modest Mouse (A Different City)

3. You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you. - Carly Simon (You're So Vain)

4. I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes and just for that one moment I ccould be you. Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes. You'd know what a drag it is to see you. - Bob Dylan (Positively 4th Street)

5. You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamilton's. -Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg (Lazy Sunday)

6. Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god they're gonna eat me up for breakfast. You think you look good in whatever they sugarcoat you in. - The Vaccines (Handsome)

7. Melody music maker, reading all the papers, they say I'm up and coming like I'm f****** in an elevator. - Ed Sheeran (You Need Me, I Don't Need You)

8. Set the game ablaze, I'm an arcade fire. - Childish Gambino (Be Alone)

9. Took the G out of your waffle, all you got left is your ego. - Childish Gambino (Freaks and Geeks)

10. Am I an optimist or am I a pessimist if I see a half empty half full cup is half full of nothingness. -Jeffrey Lewis (Seattle)

11. Like a self-help manual that's been written in Braille, it seems the more that we touch, the more we learn about our failings. - The Lucksmiths (Sunlight in a Jar)

12. I had a lengthy discussion about the power of myth with a post-modern author who didn't exist. - Bright Eyes (Soul Singer in A Session Band)

14. You lack lust, you're so lackluster. - Elvis Costello (Possession)

15. She's so precious with the peer pressure, couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus. - Kanye West (All Falls Down)

16. I'm standing on my Monopoly board, that means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop til my hip don't hop anymore. -Eminem (No Love)