There are a lot of memes, offensive jokes, and inappropriate pickup lines floating around social medias today. Lets take a flashback to the most awful and cringing jokes of all time that make everyone, even dogs, smile.
1. What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Graaaaaaiiiinnnsssss.
2. My new thesaurus is terrible.
Not only that, it is terrible.
3. Why did the astronaut come home to his wife?
He needed his space.
4. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
“Oh, sheet!”
5. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presence.
6. What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
It's butt.
7. Why should you not write with a broken pencil?
Because it is pointless.
8. Why did scarecrow win an award?
He was the best in his field.
9. What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison.
10. What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A blue bucket painted red.
11. Why do ants not get sick?
They have anty-bodies.
12. Why do you smear peanut butter on the road?
To go to with the traffic jam.
13. What happens to pastors who eat chili dogs?
They have to sit in their own pew.
14. What do you call a guy that cannot stand?
Neil.
15. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
16. Why could the bicycle not stand up?
It was two tired.
17. A chicken coup has two doors.
If it had four doors, then it would be a chicken sedan.
18. Ever tried to eat a clock?
It is time-consuming.
19. A blind guy walks into a bar.
And a table. And a chair.
20. Wait, you do not want to hear a joke about Potassium?
K.
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