The Chuggler: A Tailgating Essential

The Chuggler: A Tailgating Essential

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For those of us who are of age, tailgating is the highlight of the year. We wait all summer to finally whip out our koozies and beer pong tables. We’ve made it a tradition, but I’m starting to think we’re just going through the motions. Every tailgate consists of the same games. Where’s the fun in that? What we need is something new and exciting to bring to the table.

This is my first football season as a 21-year-old, and it’s definitely been worth the wait. What I’ve found is that Greeks aren’t being all that adventurous with our tailgating activities. We have the opportunity to pair up with other Greek organizations and tailgate to the fullest of our abilities. Why aren’t we?

Luckily, I’ve found just the thing. This is THE tailgate accessory to have for the season, and you shouldn’t be caught on Memory Mall without one. It’s called The Chuggler. The Chuggler is a 30oz beer mug that also turns into a funnel! You just fill it with beer and pull down the tube that hooks to the top. When first plugging the hose into the bottom of the mug, just be sure to get the hose far enough up the bottom. We don’t want any spills, people!

 I can’t even imagine what I did before The Chuggler came along. It revolutionizes parties, provides you with fun new drinking games, and is perfect for those game day open container policies.

I took the time to test it out and decided we couldn’t part. I dropped my koozies and swapped it out for my hot pink Chuggler. It quickly became a favorite at tailgating and all of my friends’ parties. There’s nothing more portable or more perfect. Start showing these off around your friends and you’ll be the trendsetter of the group.

The Chuggler comes in eight awesome colors and can be bought in bulk!

Head to their website right now and buy yours!

http://www.chuggler.com

While you’re there, check out the Chuggler accessories. They make everything you need to keep your Chuggler cold and trendy. If you’re looking for a way to spice up your old drinking games, try their signature Chuggler game! It’s easy to play and instructions can be found directly on their website. I think it’s about time we all shook things up a bit. Your tailgates will never be the same.

Play responsibly! 

  

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26 Thoughts Every Farm Kid Has When Baling Hay

Every. Single. Year.
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Hay is an awesome agricultural product with lots of different uses. Getting the hay though? Not always so fun. Now, there are two different types of hay people in this world; round balers and sqaure balers. Round bales? Great for livestock and require a lot of machine work. Sqaure bales though? Easier to transport but are a little more old school and a require a little more hands on heavy lifting. And no matter how much you try to mentally prepare yourself, there was no quite a summer task for farm kids than baling hay. With hay season in full swing here in Central Ohio, here are just a few thought's we all had every year baling hay.

1. Okay, it's time to bale hay, no big deal, we do this every year.

2. This is so easy! Why do I normally complain?

3. Oh yeah, that was just mowing and racking, that's always the easy part.

4. Is that a rain cloud? Better not be a rain cloud, someone check the forecast.

5. What are the chances that I'll getta just drive the tractor this year?

6. Slim to none, got it.

7. Okay, that's fine, it's not that bad.

8. These bales aren't even that heavy, this is totally fine.

9. Just kidding they get heavy after a while.

10. Why is does it always have to be so hot when we do this? I'm actually dying.

11. Man I'm not in as good of shape as I thought I was.

12. Yes (Dad/Mom/Grandpa) I promise we're stacking them tight enough.

13. Maybe they could be a little tighter, readjust.

14. Oh hey dust and allergies, I don't need to see or breath or anything like that.

15. My arms ich.

16. Need. Water.

17. Are we done yet?

18. This field never seems that big til hay time.

19. Only ___ of laps to go, I'm totally fine.

20. Man, I just wanna take a cold shower and eat everything in the house.

21. I'm gonna sleep so good tonight.

22. If one more person tries to tell me how to do this I'm throwing them head first in the baler.

23. Need more water please, time out.

24. Alright, last wagon. I. Can. Do this.

25. Hallelujah, the end is in sight, God is good.

26. ...What do you mean we still have to unload everything into the loft? I quit.

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Poetry On Odyssey: Doubt

It is time to wage war on our emotions, yet to do so we must be ready for the unknown.
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What is it

Where does it come from

Why is it here

How is it so strong

When will it go away

Who even is it?


Questions on questions

They pile up higher and higher

But for what?


Is it only to be answered with another question

A question that can’t be answered,

Or can it?


Its name is doubt

Or is that even its name

I have become so unsure,

Because of its silly game.


Doubt makes us worry

Doubt makes us unwilling

Doubt makes us lost.


The very definition of doubt

Is a question

Or maybe it’s “to question.”


Doubt may be a hinder

Yet it does not cripple

For doubt can be overcome.


Our grass doesn’t have to be compared

No, not to the other side

See our grass can be watered

Watered right where we are.


It may take time,

But it will grow,

For it is proven.


We can’t question what is true

We can’t assume things we have yet to experience,

Yet we can grow what is right at our feet.


Sometimes we have to go with what we know,

And not with what we feel.


We have been given a mission

A purpose, if you recall,

Not to sit on the side

Yet to take the lead for all.


This is a stand we must make

One that will be hard to do

But hold on the promise

That we have all been there too.


For just as angst comes to prey

Doubt is by its side

But we know what’s to be done

We know how to fight

For we must only stand in the light.


Our grass will grow green

No matter how dead it seems

Don’t forget to add the water

Because that is all it needs.


You’ve got this,

Keep going,

You’re going to do great

I’m proud of you my friend

For this is not the end.

Cover Image Credit: Rex Pickar

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