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5 Christmas Gifts From DJ Khaled

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5 Christmas Gifts From DJ Khaled

DJ Khaled has become a well-known star of Snapchat. He documents almost all of his daily routine and sends it out for the entire world to see. He teaches a lot, mostly about the "pathway to success" and the way to get there. In spirit of the Christmas season, I’ve made a list of the five gifts DJ Khaled would give to you:

1. Breakfast

As Khaled so valiantly proclaims in his Snapchat stories, “They don’t want you to eat breakfast!” So, he will make sure you do just that. Eggs, chicken, sausage, gluten free toast, you name it. He will stop at nothing to make sure every man, woman, and child is well fed during the morning hours.

2. Dove soap

DJ Khaled wants you to stay focused. According to him, the best way to stay focused is being clean and bathed. I think this is probably his best gift, because it will really do wonders for those who still haven’t figured out personal hygiene. Maybe the pathway to success leads to a shower.

3. A plant

This gift is a no-brainer. Khaled absolutely loves his plants. They’re like children to him. He would probably get you white flowers that he calls “angels,” or “angles,” as he so often misspells on Snapchat. I think everyone wants to be loved the way DJ Khaled loves his plants.

4. Cocoa butter

DJ Khaled wants you to have smooth skin. You will not succeed without smooth skin. They want you to have cracked, bleeding skin. It’s obvious. However, your cocoa butter will be the staple that gets you through the dry winter weather and back on the pathway to success.

5. A key

DJ Khaled constantly proclaims about the keys to success. In fact, he says that all the items on this list are indeed some the keys to success. However, he says that these keys lead to the pathway to success, and without a key, you will never get there.

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