It's time to face the facts. Chrissy Teigen's Twitter feed is the best there is. Really, it's true.

Not only is she a supermodel for "Sports Illustrated," married to John Legend (with the cutest baby ever), author of the "New York Times" best-selling cookbook, "Cravings," and host for the TV show "Lip Sync Battle," she is also hilarious. Honestly, who can top that?

Scroll through Teigen's Twitter feed. I dare you. Her tweets are everything my tweets aspire to be. They brighten up my otherwise lacking feed, to the point I actually deemed it necessary to turn on post notifications. Yeah. It's the real deal.

@chrissyteigen, this one's for you because you taught me *almost* everything I know. And because I love you way more than Piers Morgan does.

Thanks to you I know how to save my battery life for more important things (like checking your newest tweets).

I also can now have faith in the accuracy of these quizzes.

And taught me how to love myself.

Thanks for taking a much simpler approach to this whole "clean eating" thing.

And took it a step further during the #blenderwar

I mean, she's definitely not wrong here.

She showed forgiveness towards Bravo even when she didn't win their award (which she totally should have won).

And, possibly most important, she shared the sacrifices she makes to be everyone's Twitter guru.

So, Chrissy, thanks for giving me guidance, showing me how to handle Twitter trolls, and for letting me know that it's okay to eat pizza at any hour of the day without ever leaving the couch. Oh, and for taking one for the team and letting us know that McDonald's doesn't serve fries before 10:30 a.m. You're the best.