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If Chad Johnson Quotes Were Inspirational Quotes

Just a guy who loves protein and his dog.

Kaitlyn Chappell

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If Chad Johnson Quotes Were Inspirational Quotes

You don't watch The Bachelorette, you say? Well that's alright. These quotes are universal, they apply to everyone and anyone. Honestly, these quotes have really helped me through some hard times. I know that America has been treating Chad like a villain or a bully since this last season aired, but he makes some great points. For instance...

1. Chad understands what's best for women

Chad is tired of these nice guys coming in and treating women with respect! It's reprehensible and deplorable, honestly.

"I always warn girls, I always say: stay away from the nice guys."

2. Chad especially understands what's best for JoJo

This quote goes really deep. You might have to read it a few times to understand it.

"If you're making a protein shake, made of the group of dudes here, and, y'know, blended it up... half that dude-protein-shake would have zero chance with JoJo."

3. Chad knows how easy it is to offend short people

Don't we all hate short people, though?

"She's gonna keep Alex around because she doesn't want America to think she hates short people."

4. Chad has great advice for dealing with stress

Hint: protein solves everything.

"I'm gonna have some protein shakes, keep working out, keep eating the food, and continue to do what I do. And at the end of the day, I'm going to get the girl."

5. Chad isn't scared to defend his honor

Chad doesn't like bullies.

"I don't want to have to physically fight you, but if there's no way to stop you from saying what you're saying, then I will physically have to hurt you."

6. Chad isn't scared to go to jail, either

Sometimes, there's no other option but to threaten someone with the same torture methods used by Attila the Hun, you know? Totally understandable.

"I'm going to cut everyone here's legs off, and arms off, and there's gonna be torsos, and then I'm gonna throw them in the pool."

7. Chad recognizes the character of his opponent

Chad really respects his fellow contestants.

"You know like, you're a good guy, I'm sure, probably."

8. Chad doesn't let the character of his opponent stand in the way of violence

Sometimes, he has to use threats to keep them in their place.

"The only way I can get you to shut your mouth is to hit you in it."

9. Chad advocates against violence. Sort of.

Is it really advocating violence if he's too scared to actually hit someone?

"I don't like getting into confrontations with people."

10. Chad only advocates violence when he really, really needs to

This comment was censored for intense language.

"You think this is a show. And you think you're safe, for now. But one day, this ends. And when this ends, you go home. When you go home you think I can't find you? You think I won't go out of my way to come to your house? I'm dead ... serious."

11. Chad tells it how it is

Chad never, ever lies.

"I'm not an aggressive guy."

12. Chad tries to protect the other guys of the house from his other personality, The Chad-Bear

Basically, Chad is the real-life Hulk. He's incapable of keeping The Chad-Bear from ripping off appendages.

"In other words, it is not a wise decision to poke the Chad-bear."

13. Chad is basically a poet

Someone give this guy a pen and some paper. His thoughts need to be recorded.

"Life ain't all blueberries and paper airplanes, you know what I mean?"

14. Chad has priorities

Maybe Chad spills his milk a lot and that's why he's always so upset?

"Have a glass of milk, man, and chill out."

15. Chad loves dairy products

He also really loves deli meat. Hopefully not at the same time? I don't know. Chad is unpredictable.

"Milk's DELICIOUS."

Chad, it's been great. I really hope that you and your dog find happiness and love. I'm sure that - even though you were verbally and physically abusive on Bachelor in Paradise - they will let you be the next bachelor. For sure.

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If Chad Johnson Quotes Were Inspirational Quotes

Just a guy who loves protein and his dog.

1. Chad understands what's best for women

2. Chad especially understands what's best for JoJo

3. Chad knows how easy it is to offend short people

4. Chad has great advice for dealing with stress

5. Chad isn't scared to defend his honor

6. Chad isn't scared to go to jail, either

7. Chad recognizes the character of his opponent

8. Chad doesn't let the character of his opponent stand in the way of violence

9. Chad advocates against violence. Sort of.

10. Chad only advocates violence when he really, really needs to

11. Chad tells it how it is

12. Chad tries to protect the other guys of the house from his other personality, The Chad-Bear

13. Chad is basically a poet

14. Chad has priorities

15. Chad loves dairy products

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

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9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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Email the professor

Attend the first class

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Remember that everything works out at the end

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