'Do You Have A Daughter?' And 13 Other Things I Want To Say When A Guy Thinks Catcalling Is OK

'Do You Have A Daughter?' And 13 Other Things I Want To Say When A Guy Thinks Catcalling Is OK

I don't blame your mother, I blame you.


Listen, catcalling is NEVER OK... ever. It doesn't matter how someone looks, they're not "asking for it." Please, just keep your inappropriate, degrading and disgusting comments to yourself... if you must have them at all.

1. "Would your mother like hearing you talk like that?"

I really don't think your mother wants to hear you cat-calling a girl. Any lessons she taught you about civility would be lost.

2. "And that's why you don't have a girlfriend."

This is probably a pretty safe assumption about any guy acting like this.

3. "I feel bad for whoever marries you."

Any guy who objectifies women like that will only continue to do so.

4. "You're exactly the reason why girls blame themselves when things happen."

Guys like you are why girls think they are always the problem, why they "deserved" what happened to them. Newsflash: the only thing that is deserved in this situation is some soap in your mouth to clean it.

5. "Be gone witch, you have no powers here."

Alright, this one may be channeling my inner "Dance Moms" fan, but still, seriously, boy bye!

6. "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Because that's the only direction you're going.

7. "You're the reason why 'Law & Order: SVU' is going into its 20th season."

They base that show on REAL CASES, people! REAL CASES!

8. Like the headline says, "Do you have a daughter?"

You know that if a guy talked to your daughter or future daughter the way you just talked to me, you'd go after him if you ever met him.

9. "What if I did that to you when you walked down the street?"

Funny how it feels when the tables are turned, huh?

10. "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

I certainly hope not...

11. Or, even better "... your grandma?"

Again, I really hope it's a no on this one.

12. "And how many times have you actually gotten a girl speaking that way?"

Ah, that's right... zero, none, zlich... you get the point.

13. "Thanks for the compliment! Unfortunately, I only date guys with class."

Keep trying... or don't.

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Here's A Big 'F*#@ You' To The Family Members Who Degrade You Because Of Your Weight

Oh yes, Aunt Karen, I'm looking at you, sweetie.


We've all been there. Grandma *insert generic name* waltzes into the Thanksgiving gathering like she owns the damn place while you're minding your own business. You feel pretty freaking good about the new, orange sweater you just bought that was on sale AND looks perfect for this pleasant event.

She walks straight up to you and gives you a giant hug, looks you up and down multiple times, and says "look at you!" with an awkward side eye of trying not to show that she can tell you've gained a few extra pounds after leaving for college. You know you have, but holy smokes she didn't have to make it that obvious, did she?

Yes, I do enjoy three bowls of cereal at 10 pm when I'm stressing over my student debt, Grandma Sally.

She struts over to your sister and compliments her on how she's grown taller, lost weight, and how her makeup is #onpoint. But OK, I've stopped growing and I can't do winged eyeliner #getoverit.


You shake it off and walk away as though that didn't hurt your feelings in the slightest.

The whole time you're at the dinner/family gathering you feel completely uncomfortable and fill your head with self-doubt and thoughts of "should I even eat that slice of pie?"

When you think about it, would you dare question that her sweater makes her look frumpier than usual? NO, because you love her and she is beautiful to you no matter how her shape has changed (even though you now wish you could just tell her that her mascara smudged and looks dreadful #Yikes).

Girl, I cannot tell you the number of times I have turned down an extra serving during these food-filled events all because of one disapproving look about how I did gain a bit of weight. I thought one unhealthy item would make me gain ANOTHER five pounds (that's not how that happens I finally learned, that would take a lot more than one slice of pumpkin pie).

I have been surrounded by multiple, more male than female, family members who have said, "Do you need that?" "You eat like a pig," or the worst "Go on, eat it, it's not like you'll be able to stop."

This is where I drew the damn line.

I have had an issue with binge eating in the recent past, and the fact that a male family member had the nerve to voice their opinion on how I cannot control myself revolving around a mental issue I possess is absolutely disgusting.

The fact that a family member, whether it be a father, grandmother, or even a second cousin twice removed (does their opinion really matter though?), can make you feel uncomfortable or worthless because of a change in your appearance does not possess unconditional love for you #FACT.

How dare anyone, especially the people closest to you, give you disapproval due to the number on a scale?

To all the family members who have voiced their opinion on my weight, this article is me flipping you off in the nicest way, OK? So take this with a grain of salt.

SO, my advice next time Aunt Karen gives you a rough time or disapproving side eye if the freshman 15 is starting to kick in, EAT THAT EXTRA CUPCAKE. As though it's a big middle finger to how she views you, it'll feel and taste great while making them feel as though they have no power over you!

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The Modern Female Protagonist

Is it about time or is this just a studio's quick cash-grab?


There has been this great push of making female-led films in Hollywood recently. Now more than ever people are vocal. With incredibly easy access to the internet, everyone has the opportunity to voice their opinion and find others who agree. And everyone has come together to support females in films. There have been excellent films produced in the last couple of years starring strong female protagonist: "Hidden Figures" (2016), "Atomic Blonde" (2017) and "Wonder Woman" (2017) to name a few. But why has there been this great push? Is it for revenue purposes by movie studios, or is it about time for females to be properly represented in films? It is important for us to analyze this in order to continue this trend of powerful female-leads in film.

I love the idea of females finally taking charge in film. I try to go to any action film starring a female protagonist to see what Hollywood is cranking out (Depending on funds of course). Earlier this week I had the opportunity to finally watch the recent "Tomb Raider" (2018) film. The film is based on the video game series of the same name where Lara Croft travels the world trying to stop an evil organization from unleashing ancient magic on the world. A simple premise that movie-goers have watched time and time again. However, I particularly like this film and feel it's unique. The story isn't mind-blowing and the acting can be spotty, however, this film stars Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft, and I feel that is super important for little girls. To see icons they can look up to. However, Lara Croft isn't the only female-icon out there with her own film.

"Wonder Woman" released with almost universal praise. The Amazon Princess has graced comic book panels for over seventy-five years. For years people questioned why Princess Diana (Not that one) did not have a film to her name yet. However, Warner Bros. saw an opportunity and had director Patty Jenkins create an excellent solo film. Ten years ago, a Wonder Woman film would not have "worked". Action films starring a female protagonist ten years ago and were pretty lackluster. No director or screenwriter was going to put effort into a film that wasn't going to sell well. This constant loop hindered movie studios from releasing these Female action films.

But during the mid-2010s, there was this great online push for female equality. With twitter hashtags like the #MeToo Movement calling out sexual harassment, to people online calling out the inequality of females in film. This was a golden opportunity for film studios to take advantage of the female craze. One example involves Marvel Studios. Prior to the release of "Avengers: Age of Ultron" (2015) Marvel revealed that they would be releasing a Captain Marvel film. The character Captain Marvel is the story of a female-heroine named Carol Danvers who is part human, part alien and travels the galaxy trying to bring peace. The film was originally scheduled for 2018 but was pushed back a year to be released on "International Women's Day" in March of 2019. A bitter-sweet move by Marvel in my opinion. But the question still arises if these films are just studio cash grabs and movie executives are not really concerned about making these female-led films.

Why is it now that these movie studios are producing these films? Marvel has had Scarlett Johansson play Black Widow in the MCU for almost ten years, and she will be getting her FIRST solo-film in 2020. Yes, there has been other female-led films In the past however they do not have the female protagonist being strong and independent. While the controversy over movie studios can be argued more in-depth, I am more concerned that this trend will end abruptly. And not by the fault of the movie studios, but by people on the internet.

While there are many people who like the idea of females taking charge on film, there are some outliers who hurt the idea for everyone. Recently on Twitter, I saw a tweet talking about the "Captain Marvel" trailer. In the trailer, there are voice-overs by Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson. A woman on twitter counted the number of words said between the two and Samuel L. Jackson had nearly twice as many words than Brie Larson and someone on twitter felt that it was a disservice to women in film. That extreme analysis is very harmful for these leading women films. This type of attitude alienates a specific group of moviegoers. Specifically, it alienates men who originally would've supported the film, however, are shunned as these outliers see all men as evil. This is a prominent problem online and while it can be understood that women have been oppressed for centuries, not every man is out there to get them.

I am going to continue to support the idea of female-led films. However, I recognize that with the current political culture in the United States, these films need to incorporate girl power without shoving the idea down people's throats and alienating potential revenue opportunities. If these measures are not in place, then we can kiss these films good-bye.


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