10 Things Only Retail Cashiers Understand:
Whenever you suddenly are the new "bartender"
"I'm getting a divorce, all my children are brats and I just hate everyone." "Yeah that sucks. Anyways, that'll be $8.97."
Sweaty Boob/ Butt Money
Why. Would. You. Do. This.
"can you watch my kids while I run back for ONE thing?"
15 minutes later and I'm wondering if I should now adopt them as my own
Getting to work with your work-bff
That one coworker that just makes the shift a little better
Whenever that one customer yells at you for some unknown reason
Of course you can take it out on me just because I'm in a uniform, the customer is ALWAYS right ;)
"Can you stay an extra hour?"
Do I need the money? Yes but I also need to finish watching The Office for the 3rd time.
Seeing you're favorite customer roll through
Favorite old lady ever.
10 Hour Shifts
My feet are currently screaming.
Someone coming in 1 minute before closing time
Running to finally clock out
Your shift is finally over. Now on to tomorrows.