Anal. Some swear by it, some swear during it. But while it may feel good for you, have you ever thought about how your butthole (they/them) feels? Here are some ideas for greeting cards by Holemark to send to them after a sesh.
The Classic
This lets your butthole know that you care. After receiving this, they are sure to go back for another round. But only if Brad can get it up again (He won't. Leave him, Sarah).
The Thank You
(I know you've been waiting for this pun. I had to avoid it so much before this). They put up with your shit day in and day out. Some more than others. While an exit is natural, an entrance is not. So they would like to be appreciated for their double duty.
The Comedic
Your butthole needs to know that you care. Why not show that with a little sincerity mixed with a bit of a chuckle? They are all about protection, so this one should go over well. (Plus if the goalie is cute....2 birds 1 stone, baby).
The Apology
This one is the kicker. You know what you did to them. Showing them that you slightly regret your actions will allow room for growth. And if there is too much growth, go see your doctor. Get tested!
There you have it. Buttholes have feelings too. Plenty, in fact! So if you get on those nerves, chances are they won't take you back. Show them you care with a Holemark greeting card. If these don't work, then maybe try couples therapy.
