I Went To A Cardio Dance Class And I Now Know Why I Could Never Be A Ballerina

I Went To A Cardio Dance Class And I Now Know Why I Could Never Be A Ballerina

Who says boppin' to Ariana isn't a workout?


My workout schedule is almost identical to that of Fat Amy's in "Pitch Perfect," it consists of horizontal running and... Well, nothing else really. Other than walking to class every morning and attending a yoga class every week or so, I rarely do anything that could even fall into the category of physical activity.

You can imagine my hesitation when my friends asked me to attend a cardio dance class. Just the word "cardio" made me want to fake an illness and avoid the situation altogether.


But if there is one thing I love more than I fear cardio, it's dancing. Am I good at it? Absolutely not. Do I do it in public? Never. Do I have weird dreams about ballroom dancing with Derek Hough? Occasionally. Has my roommate walked in on me jumping around the room while singing "Uptown Girl" into a hairbrush? Almost.

Long story short: I went to the class. Not only did I go to the class, but I was front-and-center. I was absolutely terrified, to say the least.

For anyone who doesn't know, I dance like an injured goose (similar to Taylor Swift in the "Delicate" music video.) That being said, you can imagine my fear of being on display for every other girl present during that class. Now, I don't want to say I rocked it or anything, but I definitely had the most fun!


When is the last time you had the opportunity to body roll to an Ariana Grande song? For me, it was never.

I couldn't care less that my grasshopper arms refused to sway like the instructors. I felt no embarrassment when my hip shaking was nonexistent. And when I almost slipped while hopping into a criss-cross move, I simply tilted my chin up and acted as though nothing was wrong. As far as I was concerned, nothing was.

That was until after class.

It has now been almost forty-eight hours since my class, and my legs still tell me a short, yet assertive, "please, no" each time I climb a flight of stairs. The muscles in my core (Who knew I had those?) give a small ache when I sit down.


My fun dance class actually broke me.

How could this be? I have played "Just Dance" numerous times! Sure, I occasionally played from the couch, just shaking the Wii remote enough to earn four stars, but the thought was still there. My fifth-grade ballet class never made me feel this way. Who knew dance could be this hard?

Oh, that's right. Every. Dancer. Ever.

As the majority of America views dancing as an art, anyone could do if they put in enough time, I know differently. My thirteen-year-old sister is in competitive dance, and she is stronger than most athletes I have come across. If I had to pick a fight with either her or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I would choose The Rock. At least he might take pity on me.

Dancing is no joke. So much strength is required for the simplest of moves. It requires balance and grace as well. Ballerinas may seem to float across the stage, but in reality, their calves of steel are pushing them, step after step.

In other words, I will not be joining the local ballet company anytime soon, but I have a new appreciation for the world of dance I thought I knew. There was more skill and persistence required for one forty-five minute class than I could have imagined. I will likely never be able to reach the un-awkward skill level of dancing, but I can assure you that will not be the last cardio dance class I attend.

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50 Things To Be Happy About

It's the little things in life.

It is always easier to pick out the negatives in life. We tend to dwell on them and drown out the happy moments. I asked a friend to tell me something that made them happy. They sarcastically laughed at my question then thought about it for a minute. Nothing. But they could easily come up with things that made them unhappy. Then I read them my list, and they were smiling and laughing in agreement the whole time. There are so many more things to be happy and laugh about than we realize. After all- it's the little things in life that can mean the most! Here are 50 things that make me happy. What are your 50?

  1. The first warm day of the year
  2. Laughing so hard your abs ache
  3. Freshly washed sheets
  4. Looking through old pictures
  5. The smell of a coffee shop
  6. Eating cookie dough
  7. Reading a bible verse that perfectly fits your current situation
  8. Seeing someone open a gift you got them
  9. Eating birthday cake
  10. A shower after a long day
  11. Marking something off your to-do list
  12. Drinking ice cold water on a really hot day
  13. Dressing up for no reason
  14. Breakfast food
  15. Being able to lay in bed in the morning
  16. Finding something you love at the store
  17. And it’s on sale
  18. Cute elderly couples
  19. When a stranger compliments you
  20. Getting butterflies in your stomach
  21. Taking a nap
  22. Cooking something delicious
  23. Being lost for words
  24. Receiving a birthday card in the mail
  25. And there's money in it
  26. Finally cleaning your room
  27. Realizing how fortunate you are
  28. Waking up from a nightmare and realizing it wasn't real
  29. Fresh fruit
  30. Walking barefoot in the grass
  31. Singing along to a song in the car
  32. Sunrises
  33. Sunsets
  34. Freshly baked cookies with a glass of milk
  35. Summertime cookouts
  36. Feeling pretty
  37. Looking forward to something
  38. Lemonade
  39. Comfortable silences
  40. Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you have more time to sleep
  41. Surviving another school year
  42. The cold side of the pillow
  43. The smell of popcorn
  44. Remembering something funny that happened
  45. Laughing to yourself about it
  46. Feeling weird about laughing to yourself
  47. Printed photographs
  48. Wearing a new outfit
  49. The sound of an ice cream truck
  50. Feeling confident
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A Letter Of Advice, From The Struggling College Freshman Who Is Trying To Stay Healthy

Staying healthy is ideal, but in reality not entirely attainable.


Dear future college freshman,

While the idea of keeping a healthy lifestyle throughout your future college years is the most ideal concept and may sound like a walk in the park right now, it is much harder than you think. Yes, the gym is just a hop and a skip down the road from your dorm. Yes, you have complete control over what you eat every day. Sounds like the perfect recipe for the perfect college lifestyle but you forgot one important thing - your lack of time. College is going to be so stressful if you don't give yourself a reality check before it is too late so let me help you figure out how to balance your life and understand that it is so much harder than you think.

While the gym might be right next to your dorm, let me remind you that time is never on your side in college. You are thrown so may exam dates and assignment deadlines that you are too busy trying to figure out your classes that you forget to tie in your hour for the gym. I want to let you know that this is perfectly okay. You don't need to go to the gym every other day and still study all the time because when will you have time to be a college freshman and have the experiences you came to college for.

Let me tell you something, you will have plenty of time in your next years at college to be active and healthy, enjoy your freshman year and spend time with your new friends as much as you can. I am not saying don't go to the gym but don't make it the highest priority and forget to go out sometimes and be with friends. One thing I have learned is that going to the gym with your friends once or twice a week is the perfect balance because you get to socialize and be with your new friends while also getting in a little workout at the same time just to keep your body in check.

The next advice I am going to give you is the MOST important,

Freshman fifteen is SO REAL.

Do not forget this and think that it is not real. Those dining halls might sound like an awesome place to eat for the first week or two of college but it gets old eating burgers and pizza all the time. Learn how to balance your eating. While yes this is extremely harder than it sounds, it is very important. Eating healthy in college is by far the biggest struggle because universities do not accommodate for a healthy lifestyle. Don't only eat at the salad bar just to attempt to eat healthily but make sure to add healthy choices to main meals. Instead of having fries with your burger get some fruit or a side salad. Sometimes eating healthy is not even an option because you may get done with studying for an exam after all the dining halls close and may only have that packet of ramen in your room to eat.

EAT THE RAMEN and just be happy.

Eating ramen won't kill you just don't make it an every night occasion.

While staying healthy and active in college is so much harder than you can possibly imagine, don't let the idea of being fit control your experiences in college. You will have time to use that expensive gym that you're paying so much money for, I promise. Just when it comes down to going out to the movies with friends or going to the gym because its leg day, ALWAYS go to the movies because which one will you remember more in the long run?

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