It's time that we talk about Olivia from this season of "The Bachelor."
Now I'll admit: like most people, I thought that she was pretty cool the first episode. She seemed 100 percent normal -- especially in comparison to Lace. (Head's up Lace: repeating the phrase "I'm not crazy" just makes you seem more crazy. You redeemed yourself in my eyes when you realized this show wasn't for you though. You do you, Lace. Respect.)
But then as time went on, she kept saying some downright bizarre things, the first of which is her cankles. Now I get it: if you're getting close to somebody, you want to talk about certain topics with them. If you're that insecure about your cankles then, by all means, talk to a loved one about your feelings. But my goodness — if a man's family friend just died don't talk about yourself and then wonder why you're picked last at the rose ceremony. There's a time and a place to have these conversations.
Next up, Ben is not communicating with you by squeezing your waist in a hug. He's hugging you. That's it. Seriously, stop. Also, it's the same with the rose. He was honestly probably debating sending you home because you talked about your cankles in a time of grief.
Also, I could barely watch when you popped out of a cake and danced for Ben. I get it, really, I do. I'm awkward and bad at dancing too but that's why I don't dance, like, ever. Repeatedly bringing it up to Ben after just kept reopening the wound.
And I know in that preview for the next episode you didn't pick on my homegirl Amanda. Believe it or not some adults have children! There's absolutely nothing wrong with that as long as the children are being taken care of, which from the looks of it they are. Shaming somebody for having children is absolutely ridiculous. If you don't want children, that's more than okay. I for one have no clue if I'll ever have or want to have children. I'll worry about that when I'm older, but I'm most definitely not going to be shaming people who are my age that have children if those children have loving and caring parents.
Last but not least, if I see you interrupt somebody after three minutes one more time I'm going to scream. Ben's not your husband. He's currently building a relationship with a ton of other women and none of the women ever interrupt you unless you've gotten an unfair amount of time with Ben.
Olivia, please get over yourself. You were so cool at first but then you just got cocky and obnoxious. I look forward to the girls telling Ben all about the things you've done next week.




















