1. You miss her.
What better reason to give mom a call other than just because you miss her. Amidst the craziness of college life there's always an empty hole where mom lives.
2. You need money.
We are all broke... that's college, and that's where sweet mom comes in :)
3. To complain about a professor.
"Mom, can you believe that Professor Smith took my phone up in the middle of class?? what is this high school?"
4. To fill her in on the latest tea.
There's always drama around somebody and you know moms eat that shit up. Next thing i know she be calling me for an update.
5. To avoid writing a paper.
*Stares at blank computer screen* "hhmm i wonder what mom is up to."
6. You need advice.
From "what should i write my paper on?" to relationship advice to friendship advice, mom always knows best.
7. You're drowning in school work.
"Moommm I don't wanna do college anymore it's too hard" I can hear my mom laughing now saying "better you than me"
8. You got hit on at the gym.
You finally make it to the gym and while you're there some guy says, "damn girl yo booty poppin' doing them squats." You just stare at him as you drop the bar and dial your mom's number.
9. You got a date.
"Mom what do i wear? what do i say? I'm too awkward for this. why did he even ask me out?
10. You got your grade back on a big assignment.
Me: I got a 71 on my paper
Mom: ayyyyyyyyy you passed!!!!!
11. You're sick.
Being sick at college is the absolute worst. You've always had mom around to bring you Gatorade and tell you it's okay to stay home and make you soup and check your temperature every hour. Now here you are in your college dorm with no Gatorade, no soup, no thermometer and fighting for your life because mom isn't there to fight for you.
12. You're coming home.
"mom i need to do laundry and i cant be here anymore... I'm coming home.