Call of Duty was the worst thing to ever be created.
Call of Duty stole my boyfriend!
At least once a day my boyfriend stops his day so that he can play for roughly two hours, Call of Duty 4. It would be one thing if I knew how to play and could play with him. But unfortunately, I do not know how to play so as a typical girlfriend I just tell him he can't play for obvious reasons.
Call of Duty takes away the attention from me. Two hands need to be on the controller at all times. And what is even worse is when he puts his headphones and mic in, then I am completely non-existent. The headphones these companies make, are made to block any sound from the outside. So now I can't even talk to him! Then the mic goes in so he can talk to other guys probably ignoring their girlfriends, and all I hear is a bunch of one sided commands.
I believe Call of Duty is the reason why men are much more violent than women. They are playing a shooting game all day long, of course, they aren't thinking about cookies and puppies, they are thinking about grenades and AK's.
As a girlfriend, there is nothing worse than not being able to play with your boyfriend on Call of Duty. We don't want to sit there and watch him play all day! So we try to play too but they aren't as nice to us as we thought they may be. Unless we are playing on the same team, my boyfriend is the first person to kill me every time I spawn back into the game.
As a girlfriend, we may get frustrated, but we definitely don't get angry. You know why? Because we'd rather our boyfriend kill us than some other girl who may be playing Call of Duty too!
The only way to get my boyfriend to stop playing is with four magical words, "Want to get food?" This is the best way because then he realizes that it has been roughly two hours, and if he goes another 30, he may die of starvation.
I'm sure all girlfriends can agree with me that if we can't ban Call of Duty then we must fix the issue.
Maybe Call of Duty should put a time limit on how much a person can play daily. To be honest, I'm sure there are other boyfriends out there who play much longer than two hours a day.
But... there is one benefit to Call of Duty. Your boyfriend being inside all day playing, ensures that when you are gone, nothing is different. He is still inside playing and there aren't any other girls.
Some advice to any girl out there, if he asks you to buy him any new video game, don't do it. It's a trap. But if you are going to buy it, then you should make sure there are two controllers, and you already have a basic understanding of how to play and use the controller, it's very unlikely he will remember to teach you how to play.
