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Do You Secretly Have A B.S. In Sarcasm?

To all my sarcastic friends...this one's for you.

Sarina Gersten

Dec 04, 2018

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1. You have been called a smart aleck...among other words.

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You have a comment for everything. Apparently, this makes you rude. We've all been there. You make a comment, and suddenly, you're a smart a-hole. Not fair! I beg to differ and say it's your way of giving back to the world...providing everyone with sarcastic comments.

2. You never know if I really like you or really hate you.

Well, to be honest, my way of flirting is being sarcastic. But, my way of showing you that I don't like you is being sarcastic, too. Good luck figuring out which one you are.

3. You may own this fun shirt.

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You are a proud member. Also, that shirt was 100% a good buy.

4. It is the best feeling when you find someone more sarcastic than you.

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Hold on while I bask in your glory. I have so much to learn from you regarding the art of sarcasm. Also, do you want to be my best friend forever?

5. It is soooo hard to talk to anyone who is not sarcastic.

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It is sooo hard because you're over there throwing in sarcastic comments, and they don't care. Do they have no appreciation for your PhD-level sarcasm skills? They should. Ugh. Why are they not sarcastic? They're missing out on the greatest thing since sliced bread.

6. Sometimes you don't even know if you are being sarcastic or not.

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Oh yeah...I guess what I said could be considered sarcasm. I wasn't trying to be sarcastic or anything (insert eye roll here). Whoops, I did it again.

7. Chandler Bing is your spirit animal.

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His sarcasm is legendary, and you aspire to be at his level of sarcasm. It's an excuse to keep "practicing."

8. TV shows are sooo hard to like if at least one of the characters is not sarcastic.

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Your sense of humor is obviously sarcastic, so you need relatable characters...aka sarastic characters.

9. You think that it's physically impossible to not be sarcastic.

How are people not sarcastic? Do they go insane? Are they insane?

10. As much as you annoy your friends and family, they are just as sarcastic.

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From whom do you think you learned your sarcasm? Thank you for giving me a way to tolerate people. It's the best gift you could have given me.

If you can relate to any of these statements, you most likely hold a B.S. in sarcasm.

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Do You Secretly Have A B.S. In Sarcasm?

To all my sarcastic friends...this one's for you.

In This Article:

1. You have been called a smart aleck...among other words.

2. You never know if I really like you or really hate you.

3. You may own this fun shirt.

4. It is the best feeling when you find someone more sarcastic than you.

5. It is soooo hard to talk to anyone who is not sarcastic.

6. Sometimes you don't even know if you are being sarcastic or not.

7. Chandler Bing is your spirit animal.

8. TV shows are sooo hard to like if at least one of the characters is not sarcastic.

9. You think that it's physically impossible to not be sarcastic.

10. As much as you annoy your friends and family, they are just as sarcastic.

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1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

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"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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What are the states that have set a $15/hour minimum wage?

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1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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