If you haven't yet seen "Broad City," let me just tell you that your FOMO should be real at this point.

The Comedy Central sitcom was created by Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer and centers on their close friendship and their lives in New York. So far two seasons have aired, and while the show is ridiculous and at times pretty gross (and definitely NSFW) it has gotten rave reviews for a reason - it is absolutely hilarious.

Here are ten thoughts I had while watching the trailer for "Broad City's" third season.

1. IT'S BACK!

Well, almost. I think this trailer will help me get through the last few days before the new season airs.

2. This girl falling on the stairs is an actual representation of my life

Look closely. It's easy to get distracted by the terrifying/ingenious idea of a gynecologist that is also a bikini waxer.

3. Can I hire Abbi and Ilana to DJ at my wedding?

Not that I'm getting married anytime soon. But I just know that if I did, this is the kind of pure gold that I would want on the happiest day of my life. Now that I think about it, I might get married just to make this happen.

4. Where did Ilana get this hoodie?

I never knew that I wanted to see Ilana in a dog hoodie, but now that I have, I feel like nothing could ever be as glorious. It’s like the upgrade from Regina George’s t-shirt but also cute because... Well, dogs. Where can I get one?

5. Related: How does Ilana still work at Deals Deals Deals?

A quick recap of her skill set: hour-long naps in the bathroom, wearing really inappropriate clothing and literally causing her deskmate to pull her own hair out. Employee of the month?

6. I want to be featured on Abbi's Instagram

I would be honored. That is all.

7. I don't know what they're doing but I think they should stop

No, seriously - what is this? What is Ilana stuck in that requires two people and two different kinds of lotion to get out of? I’m so intrigued. I also just want to take a moment to reflect on whether or not Ilana is wearing men’s underwear.

8. Abbi can go ahead and put in her application as my personal stylist

Scratch that, I'll hire her on the spot. Dat fanny pack.

9. Frandship goals

This is everything I want in a friendship. Especially the bike part.

10. YAASSS QUEEN!

Is it even "Broad City" if Ilana doesn't yas?

Stay tuned for "Broad City" season three, Feb. 17 on Comedy Central.