After seeing you earlier this week, I realized that I am so done with even thinking about you being in my life. I don't understand boys because of you.

Who hangs out with you, goes on a date with you, lets you meet their mom and then decides you're too chill, and you're not what they wanted? I really don't want to just play around with you, so here's to you stupid, because so many guys would kill to have a girlfriend that's "too chill".

Also, your mom was really cool, and I would've liked being her friend, but that would mean I'd have to put up with you, so no thanks.

Excuse me for being anti-PDA and for not wanting to lock my fingers with yours when holding hands. Sorry I don't like sharing blankets with people or cuddling. Sorry that I don't care about your ex-girlfriend or even your girl best friend- I don't understand why you would want that to phase me.

Why do boys want the excessive, crazy controlling girlfriend when they can have someone to just chill with? I've never understood that.

I'm in no way a perfect person, and I'll admit, I was starting to grow on your cuddling ways, but it's really not me.

There's nothing wrong with chilling with your man at home, instead of expecting him to shower you with gifts. I think what's most important is quality time and words of affirmation. Just knowing that you're there is more important than spending every waking minute with you.There's nothing wrong with doing your own thing, and hanging out with your friends, while I hang out with mine. We don't have to even have the same friends.

And being friends with your mom would've been cool. Why can't I just hang out with her some days while you do your thing with the homies? I guess that's just asking too much.

Will someone please help me understand how boys work?

Sincerely, every girl everywhere.