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Kelli Frye
Nov 01, 2016
Chattanooga, Tennessee
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Hello to the, hopefully, young guy out there that clicked on this article! I am taking applications for a new boyfriend; if possible, also send in a head-shot to go with the application. I have made a list of qualifications, and if you meet enough, I will consider you for an interview, which will be a date, to help me get a boyfriend.

1. Male.

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2. Christian.

3. Between the age of 18 and 25.

4. Drinks hot tea.

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5. Has a nice singing voice.

6. Can play at least one instrument.

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7. Taller than me.

8. Likes Disney and the Newsies.

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9. Likes Broadway.

10. Respectful.

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11. Has or is working on a college education.

12. Open-minded.

13. Has a similar music taste to mine, which is anything but country music.

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14. Not fat.

15. Likes to cuddle.

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16. Classy.

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17. Has good posture.

18. VERY funny.

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20. Has good manners.

21. Has good hygiene.

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If you think you meet enough qualifications, please do get in touch with me. The application is simply your statements to address each item on my list. Good luck!

So why do we do this? Love comes when it comes, and many would say when you least expect it! Just be you and be patient. I hope you enjoyed.

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