In the not too distant future, a young boy and his sister turn on their holographic computer.
“Grandma Nicole’s funeral was so sad,” the girl mutters.
“I know, right?” the boy responds.
Just as the boy is about to Google, “What did panda bears look like?” he stops and thinks of an idea.
“Let’s see if Grandma Nicole is on the Internet. I think she’d be happy that we are keeping her in our thoughts today,” the boy explains.
The two eagerly spell out her name into the search window with their iPen. Hundreds of links containing parts of her first or last name pop up, but only one shows her full name.
“Big10Tens.com?” the girl questions.
The two look at each other confused.
“Well, click it, why don’t you!” the girl demands.
*click*
It doesn’t take long for the two to simultaneously scream out, “GRANDMA NICOLE!”
The girl immediately runs out of the room crying, as the boy discretely bookmarks the link.
If you’re confused about the scenario I just described, let me explain. According to their website, Big10Tens is a college entertainment website focused on the Big Ten conference, college life and news, humor, viral videos, sports and much more.
According to anyone else on this earth, Big10Tens is a hub full of half-nude women who happen to attend a university in the Big Ten.
As a dude in college, I really can’t complain about the site. I’m proud to say I follow the Instagram account and that I occasionally request to follow the female(s) being spotlighted (quite often they decline, but whatever, haters gon’ hate).
Now, contrary to popular belief, the site is named Big10Tens, because a photo submission will appear on the site 10 out of 10 times. I’m sure if you threw a blonde wig on a wooden stool and taped on balloons for boobs, the pic would be on the site’s main page for months.
Now, I’m not saying that if you have blonde hair and an exaggerated cleavage you’ll get on the site but that is exactly what I’m saying.
I truly don’t understand why girls enjoy the site. I’ll see comments on photos saying, “Woooo! That’s my roommate! Get it!”
Are you proud that your roommate is half-naked with her school’s logo stickered all over her face?
If I ever saw a photo of my roommate’s naked, horribly shaped body, I'd drop out of school. I actually just threw up in my mouth. Wow, I feel really dizzy.
Okay, back. That was nuts. I just spewed D-grade beef from Sysco all over my room. Oh well, my roommate can clean it up.
I hope you understand where I’m coming from, though. I’m not angry that the site is an actual thing. It's college, and women can do whatever they want. I just hope they understand that these photos don’t vanish from the Internet after a couple of months.
We unfortunately live in the age where it is imperative that you post every little aspect of your life online. Only if this horrible way of living would end, maybe then, when your future grandson is researching his grandmother on the Internet for a school project, will he not be faced with the weirdest experience of his young life.
