The Biased Barista's 12 Best Seasonal Starbucks Drinks, Ranked From Now To December

The Biased Barista's 12 Best Seasonal Starbucks Drinks, Ranked From Now To December

A slightly biased list by a former barista.

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Once fall hits, all things basic comes at us at full force including seasonal Starbucks drinks. From October to December, coffee drinkers everywhere are treated to a sweet (and high calorie) array of spiced and cozy lattes, frappuccinos, and hot chocolates.

As an active Starbucks goer and former professional barista, I have so generously provided you, assuming you are also a loyal Starbs lover, a list of the top 12 Seasonal Starbucks drinks from my least favorite to my most favorite. So, please note that this list is completely biased but again, I am a professional.

12. Eggnog Latte/Frappuccino

OK. This baby is actually more popular than I initially thought. Keep in mind, it's made out of real eggnog so if you're not into that, then I recommend getting something different. When I first tasted it, I didn't completely hate it (which is weird since I really am not the biggest eggnog fan, to begin with). In fact, it had a bite to it which was kind of fun! Disclaimer: I had a tummy ache after I drank it which is why it's in last place but what really put it at the bottom is the fact I can't get over is that it's a putrid yellow color so maybe drink it with your eyes closed?

11. Pumpkin Spiced Latte/Frappuccino

Yes. The ever famous PSL is towards the bottom end of the list (I can practically hear basic girls across America screeching in horror). Why is that you may ask? WELL. First of all, that syrup is a shade bright orange that looks absolutely fake. Secondly, pumpkin spice has been DONE to death. Literally, October hits and everything gets the pumpkin spice treatment. Lastly, it's much too sweet for my liking. So there, I said it. Pumpkin spice is overrated and quite frankly, not that great in a liquid-coffee form. It's not bad but there are definitely better options than the PSL.

10. Salted Caramel Mocha

It's good but it's not special. It tastes like a regular caramel mocha latte but the only difference is that there's salt thrown on top. Basically, it's a safe yet slightly seasonal bet but we all know that you can do better than that!

9. Holiday Spice Flat White

As a former barista, I can honestly say that a flat white isn't that great but the holiday spice flat white is actually super cozy to have on a cold day — Especially if you aren't a fan of the sweeter drinks.

8. Chestnut Praline Chai Tea Latte

It's like chai on steroids. There's no other way to describe it.

7. Caramel Apple Spice

It's steamed apple cider with caramel and whipped cream. It's literally fall in a cup. What else could you ask for?

6. Toasted White Chocolate Mocha

Much like the salted caramel mocha, this drink is nothing special except that it tastes... warmer? Yeah, that's the word. Warmer. Still delicious though!

5. Toffee Nut Latte

I love toffee so I'm a fan of this drink. It's in the middle because it's seasonal but not ~that~ seasonal but still very tasty!

4. Caramel Brûlée Latte

Imagine what a caramel brûlée infused with espresso tastes like. Now make it into a liquid and add caramel brûlée bits on top. That's what the caramel brûlée latte tastes like.

3. Gingerbread Latte

If ya like gingerbread, you will like this drink. Tastes like a cookie in liquid form. Closes with a bite from the spice. If you can't decide on a drink, try this one.

2. Chestnut Praline Latte

This latte is super popular for all the right reasons. It has a chestnut infused chocolate taste with cute, lil' praline bits on the top. Super yummy, super basic, you'll love it, trust me.

1. Peppermint Mocha Latte/Frappuccino/ANYTHING

YOU HEARD ME. Peppermint mocha anything automatically wins. It's an iconic duo that has stood the test of time. It's like the Bonnie and Clyde of Seasonal Starbucks drinks. You can not go wrong with this classic. *Drops mic*

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18 Ways The Disney College Program Destroys You

"I can only hope we never lose sight of one thing, that it was all started by a mouse" - Walt Disney
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The Disney College Program, three little words that may or may not forever change your perspective of the world. Working for Disney has been my dream since I was a little kid. That’s all I ever wanted to do with my life-- to become a part of the magic. It wasn’t just because it’s Disney World, the most magical place on Earth. It's because I truly admire everything that this company stands for. Disney is all about bringing families and friends together, creating memories that will last a lifetime and sprinkling a little pixie dust over this magical place that I’ve called home for eleven months. I knew all of this when I received that “Congratulations!” email. Excitement rushed through my veins . The world of possibilities had finally opened its door for me. What I didn’t know, was what those possibilities truly meant, until post DCP depression kicked in. It's a real thing my friends.

1. You are always going to be an extremely friendly and approachable person.

No matter where you are or who you are talking to, you can't help to smile. You always carry a welcoming vibe with you, no matter what situation you are placed in. Working for Disney taught you how to have the patience of a Saint when it comes to dealing with people. You learned that the best way to communicate is listening to everyone with an open mind, even if they’re screaming in your face about Test Track being out of FastPasses.

2. You are constantly finding hidden Mickeys in the real world.

Admit it, your mind creates hidden Mickeys out of almost every random three circle formation. You can’t help it. You have Disney on your mind all the time.

3. You are FULL of Disney Park fun facts.

Did you know that there are 11,324 triangles that make up Spaceship Earth?!

You love sharing your vast pool of knowledge of random Disney Park fun facts. Sometimes even when people don't care about it, you just have to talk about all the things you learned as a CP.

4. You also may speak ride spiel.

“We're not gonna make it, we're not gonna make it"- Dinosaur at Disney's Animal Kingdom.

When you work for Disney, you live and breath Disney. You couldn't even count how many times you've been to the park, even just to hub grass and chill or ride the People Mover four times in a row. Those spiels were a part of your everyday life. You know when you are riding Hunted Mansion with a boatload of cast members when everyone in the stretch room whispers, "I am your host, your ghost host". Going to the park almost every day is a part of CP culture. Accidentally referring to ride spells still sometimes slips into your daily conversation. Did you really do the college program if you don't know at least one ride spiel?

5. You constantly feel the need to get down the small child's level and talk to them about their favorite Disney characters.

"Hi Princess! My, you look dashing today, what Kingdom did you travel from?!"

What you would do to get back to the days when you were paid to sit on the ground to talk to a child dressed up as Cinderella. You see a child at your real world job and you feel the need to ask them about the about their favorite Disney movie. You catch yourself accidentally referring to people as princess in the real world, but it instated of the magic it used to produce, they look at you like you’re a crazy person. *sigh*

6. If your friends hear you say, ”So this one time in Disney…" one more time they may punch you in the face.

OMG-- this reminds me of this one time in Disney when...*insert story of an amazing day you and your Disney fam had here.*

You can’t help it, every single day was filled with an adventure during your CP. You want to share your stories with everyone you encounter. It's like word vomit. The second something reminds you of your CP there is no stopping you. Your friends back home may either get really annoyed or end up learning everything you did when you had free access to Disney World.

7. Boy do you miss the days when Mondays were happy.

"We love you Mondays, we do."

For some who were into the social scene, you blankly gaze out your window on a Monday night wondering what county you would have been playing at Son On The Beach. You watch your remaining CP friends' Snapchat stories and think to yourself, "Anzacs VS. Gayllerie!? Ugh, must have been a good game." You miss the days when your only struggle was to make it out of work on time to get to Happy Mondays. Your friends back home wonder how you are so freakishly good at flip cup. It’s a CP thing.

8. 90% of your best friends are long distance.

Skype dates are essential.

You created bonds with people from all over the world during your CP. You celebrated holidays with these people. You spent every single day with them during your time in Florida. Your program would never be as magical if it wasn't for the amazing people you met here. Some of these people turn into your life long best friends-- even if they currently reside 12 hours ahead of you. There isn't a day that goes by that you don’t think about you CP BFFs. When they say you will meet the most amazing people you will ever interact with working for Disney, they were not kidding. These people are even more than friends to you, they are family. If it means staying up till 2AM to Skype with your old roommate, who now lives on the other side of the world, it doesn't even cross your mind how late it is. Catching up with them is always worth it.

9. You probably have roughly 500 "I'm Celebrating" buttons.

"Happy squad-iversary!"

You found every excuse in the book to rock an "I'm Celebrating" button when you and your squad hit the parks. "I'm celebrating ERs" was a great one to sport when you got off work early. The button days were the special days. You could probably fill an entire cork board with all of the buttons you collected over your CP. Thank goodness for that, you'll have a tangible memory of those magical days for a lifetime.

10. The clock strikes 3:00PM and you know the Festival Of Fantasy Parade is strolling out of Frontier Land.

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the time has come to take your places” -The Festival Of Fantasy Parade.

You continuously catch yourself looking at the clock around 3PM and feeling a little empty inside. To all the days before work when you watched that parade with your roommates, you were the greatest. You can always spot a cast member as “dreams that glow” blur down Main Street. They are usually the ones dancing along and singing as their favorite floats pass by. What you would do to relive those days.

11. You know a lot about the world and the people it's made up of.

I’d be real keen to learn about your culture over some Maccas, eh.

You know to never tell an Australian their accent sounds like a Kiwi's or visa-versa. You can spot the difference from miles away. You’ve learned the lads from down under are some of the funniest people you’ll ever interact with, and there are in fact, no kangaroos in New Zealand— just wallabies. You know that the people from Spain and Brazil are usually down for some fun and it's always a good time to kick back with your friends from France or The Netherlands. It's true that the Italians are loud and outspoken, in the best way possible. The people from Japan are simply the some of the sweetest. You meet so many people from all over the world and learn so much about their culture. You get more of a feel for all of the greatness the world is made up of than any textbook could ever explain.

12. You could draw a map of Magic Kingdom blindfolded.

“Nearest FastPass kiosk?!” “Down the pathway to the left!

Not only is Disney World your home, but you know every square inch of it. You could still probably give someone directions to the nearest quick service restaurant of your location, from wherever you are currently sitting in the world.

13. Applying for jobs? Disney always makes you stand out.

“Wow, you worked for Disney World? Tell me more about that!”

Your resume stands out among the thousands. Potential employers want to hear about your Disney College Program experience and you are over the moon to share. You tell them about the days where you immersed guests into the theme of your location and all of the magic you made. Working for the number one entertainment company is something to be proud of.

14. You are constantly checking airline prices to reunite with your roommates and get back to the place that started it all.

There is nothing better than reuniting with your Disney family. Your most visited web pages are airlines sites. You count the days where you can rule the parks again with your favorite people by your side. You can't help but to run to them in the middle of MCO with tears in your eyes and magic in your heart, ready to create even more memories together. You know you found forever friends in them, it's never goodbye— it's see ya real soon.

15. You have a strong emotional attachment to certain rides of shows.

"The best part is, you'll never run out of wishes"- Wishes Nighttime Spectacular.

There are some shows and rides that take you right back to the days where Walt Disney World was your usual hang out spot. Some of those shows have so much more meaning to you and the magic you made. You tend to get a little teary eyed watching them when you visit. Even when your CP is over, the magic lives on in your soul.

16. Disney is not just a vacation spot to you, it’s your home.

You feel at ease here. You may have even found who you are and who you aspire to be here. It’s a special place to you that holds so much magic. Going back feels familiar. You never feel like an outsider here. Walt Disney World really is your home and it welcomes you right back every time you return.

17. People who know you before your College Program say you've changed.

You're more outspoken, you are confident in yourself and you carry on with pride. Not to mention your work ethic and customer service skills are outstanding. You believe in things and the people around you. You believe in magic and that's all thanks to the Disney College Program.

18. It was the best 4 months - 1 year of your life and you would do anything to relive just one more day of being a CP.

"While no one knows for sure what we'll see or do. I do know it will be quite an adventure, an adventure that we'll take and make together. See you in the future"- Spaceship Earth.

If you were given the opportunity to put on those extreme high-waisted polyester grandpa pants and that florescent shirt that was probably eight sizes too big for you— you’d do it in a heartbeat. Despite the long hours and blazing sun, sometimes your life felt like a dream. Your time spent working for the mouse will forever be your most magical days, as the Disney College Program was the best opportunity of your entire life.

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Sorry Ariana, But '7 Rings' Doesn't Make Me Feel Empowered— It Makes Me Feel Broke AF

The reality of being a poor bad b**ch.

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I'm sure you have all heard Ariana Grande's newest girl power anthem, 7 rings. If not, stop what you're doing and give it a listen. It catchy, cute, and a perfect stairmaster song, right? I had to see what all the rage was. As I gave it a listen, I started thinking about why she would write a song like this. Don't get me wrong, the girl has been through hell and back recently and has still maintained her slammin' bod, no public meltdowns, and her kick-ass music career. She says in the song, "I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it", which made me realize,

I AM A BROKE BAD BITCH.

Here's what different between empowered women like myself and Ariana.

Less dollars, Less problems

You probably just read that and laughed. Fair enough. BUT the less money I have, the more grateful I am for what I already have. No money can buy your happiness, this is a known fact.

The struggle of, I like it, but can't buy it

The reality is, we all want those red bottom heels, but there is no way in hell you can afford them. Plain and simple.

Retail therapy? I'll stick to regular therapy

Feeling down in the dumps? Put your credit card away sis and text your therapist! You'll regret the debt and things can't fill the void.

Do you have to be rich to be pretty?

I know all of us get on social media and see all the beautiful women on there. We proceed to go to the mirror and look at all the things "that need to be fixed" with our bodies. After we hit the internet to see what detox teas and skin serum to purchase to look like Kendall Jenner. But hey, you're hot and don't need to spend $$ to feel like it :)

All and all, Ariana is still kicking ass and taking names, but we just have different versions of feeling like a kick-ass woman. Yeah, she might get to order sushi to her door, drop some serious cash on Rodeo Drive, and go to a fancy night club to hype herself. But guess what? I can go to my local grocery store, get some pretty decent Chinese food, hit the sales rack at Express for a cute outfit, and spend a night with my girls and feel like a million bucks.

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