I think everyone can agree George W. Bush wasn't the greatest president that the United States has ever seen. Through all of his faults, and despite your personal feelings for him, he did say some really funny things, and that would be the only thing I miss about his presidency. These are the best quotes that W gave us all.

1. I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. (Washington, D.C. , May 12, 2008)

That goes without saying.

2. I think we agree, the past is over. (Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000)

No matter the political divide that we face, this is something we will always agree on.

3. You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. (Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001)

That's generally how reading works.

4. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. (U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 3, 2000)

(Sigh)

5. Guys, I promise these wars will be done soon. I super-promise.

Even super-promises are hard to keep.

6. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me- you can't get fooled again. (Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002)

That can't be right.

7. Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties.

This was said about the War in Iraq before it began. This isn't even funny, it's just awful.

8. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. (Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000)

I have no words.

9. Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. (LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000)

I demand an explanation, but sadly, I'm sure, will never get one.

10. Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? (Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000)

Valid point.

11. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country. (Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 )

Those poor doctors.

Well, my head hurts, but there are plenty more of these quotes. If you ever need a good laugh, I suggest looking back at some George W. Bush quotes, the videos are even better.