Have you ever walked into a party and knew just by the way someone looked that they would be the best at Slap Cup? When attending a party, many people take on an alter ego. You may know how you party, but have you ever wondered how these new Ben & Jerry's flavors would act at a party? Thankfully, you do not need to wonder any more, because here is a list of the best flavors and their party personas.
"Brownie Batter" Core: The Pregammer
Brownie batter is not fully cooked, which means that it is not fully ready for the party. So, this Ben & Jerry's flavor rules the pregame, loving to get the night started right away, before the actual party begins.
"Coconuts for Caramel" Core: The Dancer
This flavor is the crazy dancer with the sweet moves who knows how to vibe to any jam. If you need someone to start up a dance circle or just have fun with, this is the flavor to go with. Be warned though, this flavor has a killer caramel core, and therefore demands the center of attention at all times. His only goal at a party is controlling the dance floor and getting down for hours on end.
"Cookies and Cream Cheesecake" Core: The Fashionista
This is the flavor who dresses up fancy for any event. Just like a cheesecake, she is fancy and classy, but still knows how to have fun. Be sure not to spill your drink on this sweet treat though, she will not be very happy with you. Her cheesecake core makes her a little bit self-centered, but that is okay, because she sure can put together a sweet outfit.
"Chocolate Fudge Brownie" Non-Dairy: The Drinking Game Professional
Chocolate Fudge Brownie is known to all as the drinking game champion. Like his brownie batter counterpart, Brownie Fudge is a party animal, except he is more prepared. It is totally willing to play anything from beer pong to Kings. If you need pointers on how to flip your cup on the first try, or need a pong partner for the night, this is the flavor for you.
"Chunky Monkey" Non-Dairy: The Theme Queen
Whether the theme is "Athletes and Mathletes" or "#YOLOSWAG," (I have experienced this theme first-hand) the Chunky Monkey has something extravagant planned for them all. If you need shutter shades or neon leggings, this flavor will totally hook you up.
" Coffee Caramel Fudge" Non-Diary: The Energizer Bunny
Friday night parties sometimes end earlier because people are exhausted from a long week. Not this ice cream! Coffee Caramel Fudge is heavily caffeinated and ready to get down. Just watch out for the 2 am jitters and the munchies. If you are starting to get tired around midnight, spend some time with Coffee Caramel and she is sure to pep you up.
"P.B. and Cookies"Non-Dairy: The "Quality Time" Junkie
Peanut butter and cookies are classic children's foods, foods that bring us back to the good ole days when things were more simple. P.B. and Cookies is that flavor that likes to be nostalgic and insists on bringing the original squad back together. When you meet P.B. at a party, be ready for some long chats and some cute selfies. Making memories and being together is all that P.B. cares about, so do not worry if you do not spend much time on the dance floor.
