Beginning Of The Semester Reminders From Will Ferrell

Beginning Of The Semester Reminders From Will Ferrell

I can't think of one person more qualified to give that advice.

1. On the first day of class pick a good seat

A good seat for you might be a bad seat for someone else. It depends on where you want to sit for the rest of the semester.

2. Find a buddy in each class

Chances are you'll miss an instruction the teacher gives. Instead of emailing the teacher you can just text your bud.

3. Eat all you can at buffet style dining halls

Pay one price, eat all night.

4. Don't just yell out anything in class

Your reputation will be sealed. Wait until at least week 4 to blurt out guesses.

5. Dress to impress

If you feel like you can dress to impress the whole semester.

6. Or just dress to be moderate

No one will be expecting you to look your best Monday at 8 AM.

7. Have a little bit of school spirit

It's more fun than being too cool to enjoy yourself.

8. Be prepared

Anything can happen in the first week, so plan ahead.

9. Don't panic

Everything is going to work out fine, even if sometimes it doesn't seem like it.

10. Look over the syllabus

Even if you go over it, nothing ruins week 3 more than finding out you have a ten page paper due that you didn't know about.

11. Play some sports

Take time to have some fun at the rec, you probably get in for free anyways.

12. Know what you want

And what you don't want.

13. Have a squad dinner

Because you know you've all missed each other over break.

14. Buckle up

The semester will be taking off a lot quicker than you expect.

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11 Traits You Desperately Want Your College Apartment Roommate To Own

Whether you're going to live off-campus with your closest friends or in a single lease with strangers, here are some questions to ponder over what a first-time apartment buyer may need!

Apartment hunting season may be winding down for a lot of upperclassmen, and to freshmen new to the experience may discover that hunting for roommates can be an essential part of the hunting process.

Bearing down the right apartment can be anywhere in the range of "duh, of course" to making compromises you never considered. Finding a good 3rd or 4th roommate can serve the same purpose, either a breeze or down to the wire.

So, here are 11 ways to check yourself for the right roommate fit.

1. Know What You Want

The best way to start out with searching for a roommate is to have an idea of yourself and what kind of person would best fit that. This doesn't have to be soul searching or like finding an SO, simply knowing "I need a female roommate, who I would like to be in my major, and is also 21" can be all you need.

2. Be Flexible

In the same breath, know when to compromise and don't be too rigid. Have hard limits and allow yourself some softer ones, because nobody's on their A-game morning, noon, and night.

3. Post in the Right Places

If you're looking for a roommate that attends your college, then post to local Facebook marketplaces that a lot of students will be on and non-students are banned. Compile a cute advertisement with prints, colors, and fonts to post to Instagram to attract other people around your age.

4. Having an Older Roommate

A roommate older than you may have more experience living in apartments and therefore respects boundaries and privacy better, but your lifestyles can be totally different.

5. Having a Younger One

Whereas a younger roommate can be easier to converse with, and not feel like they're taking advantage of you. However, you may need to have more conversations about responsibilities!

6. Don't Look For a New Best Friend

First time apartment lookers might think they want someone who they overall are close to, and while liking and being on good terms with your roommate is great, you want someone who can clean up their own dishes in a timely fashion and be respectful above all else.

7. But Pick Wisely Among Friends

If you've been traveling with your best friend before, stayed in hotel rooms, driven long distances, and/or had healthy disagreements spot up that were resolved, then living together may be a great thing to do! Otherwise, recall your training from dorm life: some close friends are better at rooming with than others.

8. Set Boundaries

Know which things are for mutual use, blow dryers, Q-tips, cleaning supplies, air fresheners, etc. and which are not. Does leaving a pizza on the counter mean it's a free for all, or will it start World War III?

9. Know Who is Supplying What

Who's getting a vacuum cleaner? Do we really need to each bring our own silverware? Where are these dorm-room futons going to go? Toilet cleaning supplies, anyone? Do you get the paper towels and they let you use their spices in the cabinet?

10. Get a Grasp of Their Schedule

Late nights are what they are, but if you're placing an ad for a roommate, why not get a good sense of the depth this person likes to go out and come home late. And not just because you want to go with!

11. What's the Guest Policy?

Going out every night is one thing, but it's a whole different pie regarding who is being brought back. Walking into the door after traveling all weekend, or even just having a long day, are you fine with a roommate having guests in the living room until 2 am four days a week? As with any other item in this list, it's an aspect to consider when looking for roommates either known or unknown to you, and these tips can help you know what works best!

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Finding Clutter In Your New Year's Resolutions

And How Messing Up Is a Good Thing

"Perfectionism means that you try desperately not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clutter and mess show us that life is being lived." -Anne Lamott, Bird By Bird

I first heard this quote a year or two ago when I randomly stumbled upon Blake Rhiner's YouTube channel and I knew I had to write about it. I will link the video at the end of the article because I often return to it and Blake's channel when creativity is difficult to tap into. His videos are insightful and personal, with the perfect smattering of witty, dry-humor, and I highly recommend watching his work.

As this is the beginning of a new year, a wave of motivation for self-improvement has washed over everyone. We love being able to say we did something every day or habitually for an entire year. However, we (myself included) tend to talk so much about our goals that we send ourselves into a psychological spiral through receiving the same or similar gratification we would for successfully having completed a challenge we implemented on ourselves before we even endeavor to begin, thus there is less of an incentive to actually complete our goals.

I am not telling you to keep your goals to yourself because accountability does wonders, just be aware of the way you discuss your goals (especially this early in their pursuit) and of how you react to the goals of others so as to keep yourselves on track and motivated, and avoid being your own road-block.

One of the main ways in which we can hinder ourselves in general, as well as in the context of New Year's Resolutions, is perfectionism.

Continuing with the idea, in Anne Lamott's words, New Year's Eve is kind of like cleaning your house, dusting, vacuuming, scrubbing, the whole shebang, to be ready for the following day and the New Year, only to establish in a color-coded list all the ways in which you can dirty the smallest amount of your house instead of learning to live in your house efficiently and clean up after the mess, or even have a healthy amount of mess.

No wonder we find ourselves disappointed at the end of the year for not ending up where we wanted, and our house is not even clean anymore.

We want to go the gym so many times a week, read through our Bible in a year, and eat better every day for a year without messing up once, no mistakes, no sign of missing a day. No mess, no clutter. Soon, our goal quietly shifts from trying to learn or break a habit to trying to not fail at learning or breaking a habit.

Focusing on trying not to fail will turn your goals into hoops to jump through in a certain order, which will lead you to not follow through. This is like when my family came over for Christmas and we played Taboo. Two teams form and pick one out of four colored squares that have a term at the top that someone is supposed to describe for the rest of their team to guess without saying the words in the term itself or the five or six forbidden words underneath.

For example, "Horse Race" was what someone needed to describe without saying Kentucky Derby, jockey, or race track. It seems impossible, but only if you just concentrate on what you cannot say.

Multiple cards were put aside when people said something they were not supposed to, which is the rule of the board game but not your resolutions. We want our resolutions to be perfectly executed and to make us perfect, and when one or both of those things does not happen, we give up. When we make a mess, we give up. Or even worse, we do not even try to clean our house in the first place out of fear of leaving clutter behind.

"But clutter and mess show us that life is being lived."

Do children not play at all when they realize that they will have to clean up later? No. Because strewing toys everywhere in the process of having a good time is completely worth the time spent cleaning later and they learn just as much from playing as they do from cleaning up afterward.

So make messes, make your goals meaningful, and do not fear making a mistake with your goals to show 2018 that you are living a full life that is not contingent upon having an immaculate house.

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