Hello everyone, this week we will be unpackaging the mystery surrounding Beets and Turnips. For the most part I will attempt to answer the plethora of questions that you people have about these things. In this article I will attempt to answer the following questions about Beets & Turnips: Are they healthy for you? What do they do when they're alone? Do they give you super powers? Are they like ultra carrots where they give you night vision straight away? Can they cure world hunger? How expensive are they? How many can you legally possess at one time? What time do they go to bed? Can they be used to prevent war? Can they be weaponized? What else do they do?

Probably, they're vegetables.

I don't know, they're vegetables, they're fucking inanimate, what do you want from me? They probably just chill in the fucking dirt until someone picks them out of the ground?

Why the f*ck would they give you super powers? They sell them at Food Lion FFS.

Refer to the above answer.

Considering they are food, yes they are capable of curing a lack of food around the world. However, when you consider that no one likes fucking Beets and Turnips, you realize that no one would eat them, making your question stupid.

I don't know, google it or something, I didn't really put a lot of effort into this.

They. Are. Vegetables.

Get out, leave.

The only way these can prevent war is if they are not given as a state gift.

Shit man, if you launch anything fast enough you can kill a man, so yeah I guess.

Why would I know? Go ask a farmer or something.