Dr. Mark Taylor's Anatomy and Physiology classes are infamous for causing students a great deal of stress. I mean between doing the various homework assignments, spending hours on end reading, and 12-plus hours studying for every exam, why wouldn't it cause stress?
Don't get me wrong, I have no issues with Dr. Taylor himself. He does everything he can to help you improve your grade. However, as a freshman pre-nursing major, I wish I would've had a slight insight on this class before starting it.
So, here are 70 of my usual thoughts as I endure this infamous Baylor class:
1. Well, here we go again. Another 8 a.m.
2. I hope I don’t fall asleep.
3. Why is that person reading their book?
4. Do we have a quiz today?
5. Crap, we do have a quiz today.
6. I hope it’s only one quiz.
7. What are we covering again?
8. Oh well, it’s only one quiz anyways. It’ll get dropped.
9. What time is it?
10. Cool, I still have 3 minutes until attendance.
11. I hope my clicker still has battery.
12. What tie is Dr. Taylor wearing today?
13. I should’ve known. It’s the flamingo.
14. Ugh, now I have to put everything away for the quiz.
15. OK, 15 seconds for attendance, you can make it.
16. Did it go through?
17. Hallelujah, my attendance went through.
18. Now for the quiz.
19. What is this stuff?
20. I swear, I read the chapter. Once. About 3 days ago.
21. Why is this so specific? It’s just a quiz.
22. Thank goodness that's over.
23. Hold up, is he asking if we want another quiz?
24. No, I don’t want another quiz right now.
25. Is this girl next to me serious? She wants another quiz?
26. Girl, stop yelling at him to give us another quiz.
27. PLEASE, NOT ANOTHER QUIZ!
28. Thank goodness, no quiz.
29. Alrighty, now to take notes and get through this lecture so I can eat breakfast.
30. Do I really need to draw the pictures he’s drawing right now?
31. Who am I kidding? I know I need to draw them because they actually help.
32. OK, OK, maybe I’m getting this.
33. Maybe I’ll finally get an A on the next exam.
34. Wait, what is THAT?
35. Was that in my textbook?
36. Forget that A. Maybe I’ll get a B… or a C.
37. Our final exam grade replaces our lowest exam grade, right?
38. Oh, well. I can always retake it.
39. Not like I want to, but…
40. More notes, yay.
41. I need to go to bed earlier. I’m exhausted.
42. It’s really cold in here too.
43. I want a blanket and some warm coffee.
44. YES! Only 15 minutes of class left.
45. Hold off on the celebration.
46. Are we getting oral questions?
47. OH NO.
48. RETREAT. HIDE. MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE.
49. Dr. Taylor looks like he thinks this is fun. How is this fun?
50. Please don’t select my name. Please don’t select my name.
51. By the grace of God, it’s not my name.
52. Man, I feel sorry for that poor soul.
53. Oh cool, they’re right down the row from me.
54. Wait, THEY’RE RIGHT DOWN THE ROW FROM ME.
55. I really hope you get it right because I have no clue.
56. Yikes, she got it wrong.
57. It’s OK. You and me both.
58. Don’t come towards me.
59. Whew, it went to the row behind me.
60. I’m safe. I’m safe.
61. Good for you girl! You got it right!
62. Another one?
63. PLEASE DON’T BE ME.
64. Ugh. It’s me.
65. Wait a second. Wait a second…
66. I KNOW THE ANSWER.
67. One participation point for me.
68. Class is over?
69. Class is finally over!
70. Time to get myself some breakfast.
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