Ah, Spring Break. If college itself were a party, then Spring Break would be THE party of parties. It's a week of drinking, rallying, dying, and rallying again. It takes a special person to survive the week without taking a couple L's.

9 A.M-when you wake up

You wonder how you've woken up this early, followed instantly by the realization of how much your entire body hurts.

10 A.M-breakfast

The squad rolls up to the hotel free breakfast and everyone is just a walking zombie. You carbo and grease load your plate up to get ready for the day you have planned.

11 A.M-getting ready

You and the girls start getting ready for the day. The waterproof makeup comes out, you spend years picking out the perfect swimsuit for the day, and everyone starts planning photos. About 400 adjustments will take place to get everything into just the perfect place.

12 P.M-you hit the beach

The drinking begins and all is well. You're with your friends, taking pictures, dancing to music. Everything is great.

1 P.M-still at the beach

You've drunk all the booze you've brought, so you start rummaging through frat coolers. All you find are handles and you just hope there's a chaser laying around.

2 P.M-still at the beach

Your time at the beach is coming to a close because you need a nap ASAP. You starting convincing your friends to go home to start preparing for the night ahead.

3 P.M- nap time

You get back to the hotel and instantly crawl into bed. Hopefully, you were conscious enough to remember to get the sand off your body, and you usually pass out in your swimsuit.

6 P.M-dinner

You scavenge for food and eat whatever you can find before starting to pregame for the night ahead.

8 P.M- getting ready to go out

Everyone puts on their best outfit and does their makeup to the best of their drunken ability. This usually consists of loud music playing, clothes being thrown everywhere, and you borrowing at least one article of clothing.

9 P.M-pregame

You start getting ready for the bars. The drinks are always hella expensive on top of a high cover so you drink as much as your body can handle.

10:30 P.M-you head to the clubs

At this point everyone is drunk. You scramble up your squad like a shepherd herds sheep and hope you don't lose a person on the way.

12 A.M-you're in the bar

Everyone is having a great time. People are dancing, you're drinking, the music is great, you find beads. It's a blast and a half.

2 A.M-you get home

Someone is puking, you have to take care of it as best you can. You just pray that they make it into the toilet so the whole room doesn't smell.

2:15 A.M-bedtime

You drag your drunk, lifeless body into bed as best you can and pass out. Tomorrow is a new day.