Maybe it's because I don't enjoy hanging out with a million sweaty girls while frat boys just stand on the edge and watch you.
After attending a couple, you get the gist:
-Don't bother bringing other guys with you, they will not be allowed in.
-Prepare to have your feet stepped on by drunk girls. A lot.
-Bring your own drinks. Open drinks are not your friends. Just look at how many frats are kicked off campuses for drugging people. For that reason, please bring your own!
-One of your friends will get extremely drunk, maybe even you and that walk back to your dorm will not be fun.
-There is absolutely nothing that you will have in common with frat boys. Except, maybe the fact that both of you somehow ended up drinking together.
The point is they aren't that fun. They're not. The music most likely won't be great. There will be like eight girls to every one guy. Half of the guys in the frat probably already have some girl. So, the chances that you will get with a boy have just lowered exponentially. If you are "lucky" to catch the attention of someone, I feel bad for you. Most, if not all, frat boys have a God complex. They probably think that you are "lucky" to be getting a chance with them. But, let's be real, they will be so arrogant. Do you really want that? They need a reality check!
So, let me give it to them: you're not that special! Just because you are in a frat does not mean a damn thing. I couldn't care less that you are in Alpha whatever or Sigma something. It doesn't matter! I am not interested in going to formal with you. No, I don't want to help my friend slave over making a cooler that you won't care about.
Yes, I understand that not all frat guys are like this. Yes, I understand that not all frats are out there to drug you. Yes, I understand that they are fun to go to, for some people. Yes, I understand that you may disagree with me. Yes, I understand that you may think my reasoning is stupid. Yes, I understand all of these things.
I will take all the criticism that you choose to throw at me because of this article. I'm sure that a lot of you will disagree feel the need to tell me about how your son, brother, friend, cousin, whatever, is different. I don't care! These are my own opinions from my personal experiences. Who knows, maybe no one else feels this way?
But, for the people that do: I am right there with you!
