One day of the year, the single people in this world are the minorities. We don't get the romantic dates, the roses, or the chocolate. And if we do, it's from our parents.
I have to say, single is my middle name. No boyfriend, no problem. And whenever that catchy Beyonce song comes on during a night out, you know I'm the first one to start dancing.
I'm all "strong, independent girl who doesn't need a guy to complete her" until this sad, sad day of the year. For those who don't know, or for those who can fully relate, here is what a single girl's Valentine's Day is like.
Leading up to Valentine's Day, you try your hardest to promote your very obvious relationship status.
But, you realize no one is actually interested.
And you're just a little bitter.
So, you have to accept that you're alone for yet another Valentine's Day.
"It's okay," you tell yourself. "Next year will be my year!"
The dreaded day finally arrives.
But you (and your other single friends) claim that you'll actually embrace your singledom this year.
Single girls RULE! Yeah!
But that really means doing this.
Isn't dark chocolate supposed to be good for you?
And this.
I heard wine is too?
After you pull it together, you decide to go out in public. Big mistake.
They're literally everywhere. Really not a fan of PDA.
You run into your friend and her boyfriend, and she asks how you're doing on this lovely Valentine's Day.
She just doesn't get it.
After a long day of self-pity, you come to a realization.
Honey Boo Boo knows what's up. Life is hard enough, why throw one of those creatures from the male species into the mix?
Single girls actually rock, and if you are one, be proud.
Girl power always.