Apartment hunting is hard work... but sometimes it's nice to sit back and laugh at yourself and all the struggles you've gone through. And what better way to do that than with John Mulaney? He gets it... Probably.

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6 Things Owning A Cat Has Taught Me

This one's for you, Spock.

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Owning a pet can get difficult and expensive. Sometimes, their vet bills cost hundreds of dollars just for one visit. On top of that, pets also need food, a wee wee pad for a dog, a litter box with litter for a cat, toys, and treats. Besides having to spend hundreds of dollars on them, they provide a great companion and are almost always there when you need to talk to someone. For the past six years, I have been the proud owner of my purebred Bengal cat named Spock. Although he's only seven years and four months old, he's taught me so much. Here's a few of the things that he has taught me.

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It's fun to see all of the selfies on social media, they are everywhere. I see pictures with pouty lips, duck lips and pucker lips. I see smokey eyes, huge fake lashes and nicely done nose jobs, boob jobs and butt lifts. Women working out in spandex, tiny tops and flip flops. I see tight abs and firm butts, manicured nails and toes, up dos and flowing hair. "Wow", I think to myself," I could apply tons of make-up, spend an hour on my hair, pose all day and not look like that. Maybe I need a longer stick!"

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21 Drinks For Your 21st Birthday

Maybe don't try them all in one day...

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My 21st birthday is finally almost here. In honor of finally turning 21, I thought I'd share 21 fun drinks since it's finally legal for me to drink them.

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Ancient Roman Kings: 7 Leaders of Early Rome

The names and dates of the reigns of the first four kings, as well as the alternation of Sabin and Latin names, are more legendary than historical. The last three kings, of Etruscan origin, have an existence which seems less uncertain.

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It is evident that all this is only a legend although archeology shows us little by little that these kings if they did not exist as the ancient history, describes them, have at least in the very Outlines were real as chief of a shepherd’s tribe. The period when kings ruled Rome could estimate at 245 years.

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10 Struggles of Apartment Hunting As Told By John Mulaney

"i am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under." - John Mulaney

1. When you call apartment complexes and they don't answer...

2. When you finally get through to someone, and they're helpful!

3. When you go on a walk through and it's nothing like it is online...

4. When you're trying to leave the complex and ask a resident for help...

5. Trying to make polite small talk with the apartment guides...

6. When you finally turn in an application to a not completely horrible place!

7. When you really like an apartment, but they don't like you...

8. When the apartment complex people high key judge you...

9. When your parents ask where you're moving to, and you don't know... Still.

10. When the guide shows you a two bedroom apartment...

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This one's for you, Spock.

It's ok to not know what you want.

It's fine if you just want to be by yourself for a bit.

It's ok to eat what you want whenever you want without feeling embarrassed about it.

It's ok to have some sass.

It's ok to take a nap at any time of the day.

Document the important things and moments within your life.

You're Your Own Best Friend

Rap is more than the F-bomb and a beat. Read what artists like Fetty, Schoolboy Q, Drake, and 2Pac can teach you.

Maybe don't try them all in one day...

1. Margarita

2. Tequila Sunrise

3. Vodka Lemonade

4. Lemon Drop Shot

5. Frosé

6. Moscow Mule

7. Bahama Mama

8. Mimosa

9. Mojito

10. Fishbowl

11. Red, White, & Blue Layered Slushee

12. "Adult" Shakes

13. Sex on the Beach

14. Blue Hawaiian Long Island

15. Fire Shot

16. French Toast Shot

17. Jungle Juice

18. Champagne Pink Lemonade

19. Galaxy Cocktail

20. Hippie Juice

21. Piña Colada

The names and dates of the reigns of the first four kings, as well as the alternation of Sabin and Latin names, are more legendary than historical. The last three kings, of Etruscan origin, have an existence which seems less uncertain.

1. Romulus: 1st King of Rome

2. Numa Pompilius: 2nd king of Rome after Romulus

3. Tullus Hostilius: 3rd King of Rome, of Sabine origin

4. Ancus Marcius: 4th king of Rome, of Sabine origin

5. Tarquin the Elder: 5th King of Rome, of Etruscan origin

6. Servius Tullius: 6th King of Rome

7. Tarquin the Superb: 7th and last king of Rome

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