Apartment hunting is hard work... but sometimes it's nice to sit back and laugh at yourself and all the struggles you've gone through. And what better way to do that than with John Mulaney? He gets it... Probably.

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Originally set to be a recurring character a the beginning of season 2 to replace Monique Jeffries, Ice T was later signed on to play Fin Tutuola as the main character and the rest is history.

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10 Struggles of Apartment Hunting As Told By John Mulaney

"i am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under." - John Mulaney

1. When you call apartment complexes and they don't answer...

2. When you finally get through to someone, and they're helpful!

3. When you go on a walk through and it's nothing like it is online...

4. When you're trying to leave the complex and ask a resident for help...

5. Trying to make polite small talk with the apartment guides...

6. When you finally turn in an application to a not completely horrible place!

7. When you really like an apartment, but they don't like you...

8. When the apartment complex people high key judge you...

9. When your parents ask where you're moving to, and you don't know... Still.

10. When the guide shows you a two bedroom apartment...

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The longest-running male character in a live-action television series, ICE T's Fin Tutuola has seen it all.

20. "No Surrender" (Season 18, Episode 12)

19. "At Midnight In Manhattan" (Season 21, Episode 5)

18. "Denial" (Season 3, Episode 21)

17. "Undercover" (Season 9, Episode 15)

16. "Intimidation Game" (Season 16, Episode 14)

15. "Outsider" (Season 8, Episode 12)

14. "Screwed" (Season 8, Episode 22)

13. "Guardian" (Season 19, Episode 21)

12. "Manhunt" (Season 2, Episode 18)

11. "Learning Curve" (Season 13, Episode 21)

10. "Gone Fishin" (Season 19, Episode 1)

9. "The Things We Have To Lose" (Season 21, Episode 20)

8. "Brothel" (Season 20, Episode 15)

7. "Presumed Guilty" (Season 14, Episode 10)

6. "Venom" (Season 7, Episode 18)

5. "Diss" (Season 20, Episode 22)

4. "Poisoned Motive" (Season 14, Episode 22)

3. "Strain" (Season 7, Episode 5)

2. "Anchor" (Season 11, Episode 10)

1. "Haunted" (Season 6, Episode 10)

Tattoos with meaning you can't deny.

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"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor."

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Viking Symbol

Greek symbol of Inguz

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'Ohm'

Alchemy

The Greek word “Meraki"

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Symbol meaning "thief" from "The Hobbit"

“Lux in tenebris"

Anchor Tattoo

Ad Maiora"

A glyph

"Aut inveniam viam aut faciam"

Lotus Flower

The zen (or ensō) circle

The moon affirms life.

Because going to the dentist beats going to the beach, any day.

For those about to rock, we salute you.

1. "Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy" - Take It Easy, The Eagles

2. "It's only right that you should play the way you feel it" - Dreams, Fleetwood Mac

3. "One of these mornings you're gonna rise up singing, you're gonna spread your wings, child, and take to the sky" - Summertime, Janis Joplin

4. "Don't you know that you are a shooting star, and all the world will love you just as long as you are" - Shooting Star, Bad Company

5. "You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real" - Jump, Van Halen

6. "But if this ever-changing world in which we're living makes you give in and cry, say live and let die" - Live and Let Die, Paul McCartney and Wings

7. "I never lost one minute of sleepin' worryin' about the way that things might have been" - Proud Mary, Creedence Clearwater Revival

8. "Forget your lust for the rich man's gold. All you need is in your soul" Simple Man, Lynyrd Skynyrd

9. "Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate" - Crazy Train, Ozzy Osbourne

10. "Don't stop believin', hold onto that feeling" - Don't Stop Believin', Journey

11. "Dream until your dreams come true" - Dream On, Aerosmith

12. "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes well you just might find you get what you need" - You Can't Always Get What You Want, The Rolling Stones

13. " I want you to know I believe in your song" - Give Me The Beat Boys, The Doobie Brothers

14. "Take the world in a love embrace" - Born to Be Wild, Steppenwolf

15. "Don't carry the world upon your shoulders, for well you know it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder" - Hey Jude, The Beatles

16. "Just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly you're gonna lose control" - Hold On Loosely, 38 Special

17. "Ya gotta keep pushin' for the fortune and fame" - Welcome to the Jungle, Guns N Roses

18. "Love isn't always on time" - Hold the Line, Toto

19. "We've got to hold onto what we've got 'cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" - Livin' on a Prayer, Bon Jovi

20. "Everybody's got a reason to live, baby, everybody's got a dream and a hunger inside" - Reason to Live, Kiss

Some kings wear crowns but only one wears a cowboy hat.

1. “I ain’t here for a long time, I’m here for a good time.”

2. “I cross my heart and promise to give all I’ve got to give to make all your dreams come true.”

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