It's no secret that I'm a concert junkie. I collect memories and ticket stubs like they're going out of style. There's nothing like screaming your lungs out until you sound like a seal with a head cold; nothing quite like letting the songs that once mended your heart wash over you like a tidal wave. There's an indescribable element that God sprinkled into live music, and I'll probably spend the rest of my life trying to grasp it in the palms of my hands.

Over the years of this diligent (and impossible) quest, however, I have learned a few things about going to shows. I realized some "do's" and "don't's," and picked up a bit of alt rock etiquette along the way. So whether you're a frequent member of "the pit," or a newbie embarking on your first barricade view, these go out to you.

5. Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate. Then repeat.

Dancing and singing seem effortless when you're lost in the music, but honestly, it's taking quite a hard toll on you. Don't let your body get dehydrated while your soul's being fed. Take Jenna Joseph's advice, y'all.

4. Get there as early as possible.

If it's general admission and you want a stellar view, don't be the jerk that gets there 30 minutes before the first band just to push through the crowd to get to the front. It's annoying to everyone, especially the folks that have been waiting in line for hours (or practically all day.) Basically, be a respectful human.

3. Make friends with the people around you.

Seriously, you can help each other out. If the crowd gets rough, stand together like a wall of awesome. You won't be trampled by a mosh pit gone wrong or a crazy crowd aiming to high five and poke the band members as they perform. Who knows, maybe you'll become pals after the concert-bonding experience.

2. Don't hold your phone the entire time.

I understand -- you want this night to live on forever in the storage of your phone. And you have every reason to want to do so! It's magical! But it's no fun for people to watch an entire show through your screen when they are actually THERE. Be aware of and courteous to those around you, and let them see the concert. They paid for a ticket just like you, and they deserve to enjoy the experience in whatever way is best for them.

1. Have the time of your life.

Sure, there's a few unspoken rules to follow, but they mostly go back to the golden rule -- do unto others as you would have them do to you. Other than that... dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Laugh, cry, fist pump, sway. Let the words resonate through your ears to your soul. Hug a friend, high-five your favorite band member, worship your Creator. Maybe even snag a setlist. Or three.