Hello!

Let me first start off by saying thank you for getting me through things I couldn't get through alone. All the moments of sadness and parties. Thank you for also always letting me stick my spoon in you. Now that we got out of the way it's time for the real reason I'm writing this.

I'm sorry! Now that I'm getting into a more healthily life style, I can't just stick my spoon in you whenever I want. I can't just sit on the couch with your whole container and spend hours digging into your loveliness. There may be times where I'll be able to secretly take a nibble from your sweet creamy coldness but not like I always use to do.

I know this sounds like a breakup! I guess you could say maybe it is, or maybe it's just a break. It's hard to decide because no matter how hard I try to stay away from you, I always come running back to you! Don't ever think Ill leave you. Even though this is me leaving you, but I swear it's not forever! Maybe just until tomorrow! Either way it's for the best!

Remember the memories we had together. Like that one time in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep, so I went downstairs and spent over an hour with you. How about that one time you were there when I was babysitting kids, you shut them up fast when I just wanted to relax!

So although this is a goodbye, that's not really a goodbye. I thank you Ice cream in my fridge, for being more of a friend then all my other ones because my other friends aren't ice cream. I'll see you real soon!

Love,

Your Favorite Person.

PS. I'll be downstairs for you in just a minute, disregard this whole letter!