An Ode to Yoga Pants
My jeans are too constricting
And I just want to wear my sweat pants
I see you folded and you’re calling
My name, so I slip you on and do a little dance.
So comfy and cozy and always forgiving
Your nonjudgmental ways
Are soft, comforting, and lovely.
You are perfectly fitting
All of my curves and deserve all of my praise.
You make me feel so comely.





















