We've all seen inventions or products and thought, "Who the hell would buy this?"
For example, I would love to have a snuggie, but a lot of people wouldn't agree with me. If there's a market for a product, there's an opportunity to be seized, money to be made and lives to changed or ruined depending on the product.
Here are a few more "inventions" that may or may not make your day.
Self-heating plates
- This plate will make microwaves obsolete, allowing users to heat their food from the comfort of their own lap. This plate would come in handy if someone was too drunk to stand, but coherent enough to eat some food. Old pizza crust wedged in the couch? With the self-heating plate, you can turn that into a hot, old pizza crust. Worried about burning your thighs? Nonsense! When you're drunk, you have less feeling in your extremities. The hospital can wait, you have hot food to eat!
Beer Glasses
- Have you ever thought to yourself, "Is this person I'm talking to drunk, or do they have a speech impediment?" With beer glasses, wonder no more! These glasses will be able to tell you how drunk the person is you're talking to. The glasses show the person's alcohol blood content that is wearing them. The trick is, getting the glasses on their face; if they are drunk, it shouldn't be a problem. Now you'll never have to wonder if someone is drunk or not, as long as you can force the glasses onto their face.
Shoes that untie themselves
- Do you love tying your shoes but hate untying them? Of course you do, because this is true for every person EVER. With the self-untying shoes, you'll never have to worry about hunching over to untie the merciless monster known as the double knot. With these shoes, that come in Converse Sky Tops or those Nike High heel monstrosities, you are only 4 easy steps away from getting your shoes off, once you download the app, which is only available on IPhones.
Step 1: Open the app and enter your username and password
Step 2: Enter the 15-digit code that is emailed to you after logging in to the app
Step 3: Wait 5 minutes, and re-enter the 15 digit code
Step 4: Turn your IPhone off and turn it back on, repeat steps 2 and 3, and after another 5 minutes, your shoes will start to untie (allow 10 minutes for task to be completed)
Food Chewer
- What is the most inconvenient thing about eating? You guessed it, the chewing! Some might say chewing is a young man's game, I say it is a stupid man's game! With the food chewer, the work of eating is streamlined. Simply place your food into the chewing cylinder, which will be fitted with moldings of your teeth, and then squeeze the cylinder together to mash up the food. I know what you're thinking, the food chewer is missing a component on chewing; your spit. Before you load your food into the food chewer, go ahead and spit into it, giving your food that taste of "You."
Once you've "chewed" up your food, open the loading door and pour the contents into your mouth or on a plate, ideally the latter, for presentation purposes, of course.
