It's that time of year folks. When your timelines are bombarded with "new year, new me" posts, where friends proceed to write a list of all the things they're going to change with the new year. From leaving exes in the past to a tea detox, they spill the ways they're going to improve themselves in the new year.

Now if you're anything like me, you commend your friend for trying to improve themselves, but can't help but snicker at all the things on their list that you're not going to do. Here's my quasi new years resolution, where I want to improve myself, but am realistic about my success rate in previous New Year's resolutions. In 2016 I'm going to try to:

1. Improve my health

I'm sure living a healthy lifestyle will be thrown in my face just as much as it was in 2015. And at first I'll be all for it, but most likely I'll go on a series of short lived health kicks like I've done every other year.

2. Get in shape

Don't freak out...I'm not gonna go to the gym. The last time i went to the gym, I wore a shirt that said "Make Bagels not Bombs," I'm simply going to try to eat less pizza and go on more walks.

3. Be more adventurous

In 2016, I'm going to do more interesting and exciting things while still having time to Netflix binge.

4. Be less sarcastic

It's going to be hard, but i'm going to make an effort to tone down the snarky comments, while still maintaining my undeniably witty charm.

5. Be more honest with myself

It's 2016 and I'm close to graduation. I guess it's time to be on the same page as my emotions.

6. Open a savings account

...2016, the year of me trying to save money. This year I'll succeed...maybe.