America's Annual Fall Addiction: Pumpkin Spice

Y'all fall has arrived. The weather is now getting fit for sweaters, dark lipstick, cuddling, boots, and everything coined "basic". Which is why when you look up the definition of basic, there will be a picture of pumpkin spice. I honestly have no idea how this took off, I understand keeping it in the coffee, like that's good (once a year) but it's now in EVERYTHING. I can't go anywhere with out seeing pumpkin spice this and pumpkin spice that, like what happened to pumpkin just being something you carve and sit on your porch? Some of these items maybe good, but they are definitely too much.

1. PUMPKIN SPICE CEREAL

AGAIN I ASK WHY? ALSO THERE'S PUMPKIN SPICE CHEERIO'S

2. PUMPKIN SPICE CREAM CHEESE

PHILADELPHIA HAS THE SAME PRODUCT

3. PUMPKIN SPICE BUTTER

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PLAIN BUTTER?

4. PUMPKIN SPICE BAGELS

TURN YOUR WHOLE MORNING INTO A PUMPKIN SPICE NIGHTMARE.

5. PUMPKIN SEED TORTILLA CHIPS

I know this is pumpkin spice, but would these really be around if America wasn't obsessed with everything pumpkin?

6. PUMPKIN SPICE PRINGLES

AMERICA PLEASE STOP

7. PUMPKIN SPICE RAMEN

EVEN THOUGH THIS PRODUCT IS FAKE, THE IDEAS AND RECIPES ARE REAL JUST LOOK AT THIS GOOGLE SEARCH.

8. PUMPKIN SPICE OREOS

I feel like chocolate cookie might have tasted better.

9. PUMPKIN FLAVORED SUGAR

LIKE WHY? I also think Starbucks could sprinkle this on their pumpkin spice products.

10. PUMPKIN SPICE SPICED RUM

REALLY WAKE UP THAT PSL*

11. PUMPKIN SPICE BURNETTS

PLEASE STOP*

12. PUMPKIN SPICE WINE

LIKE WINE HAS SOME LIKE RANDOM FLAVORS, NOTES, OR HINTS,BUT THIS, THIS SHOULD NOT BE ONE OF THEM.*

13. PUMPKIN PIE MOONSHINE

THIS IS WHAT MOONSHINE INVENTORS ENVISIONED. *

14. PUMPKIN SCENTED LOTION AND BODY WASH

WHY NOT COVER YOUR ENTIRE BODY IN PUMPKIN

15. PUMPKIN HAND SOAP

LIKE THIS IS TOO MUCH

16. PUMPKIN SCENTED CANDLES

HAVE YOUR WHOLE HOUSE SMELL LIKE FALL, OR JUST OPEN A WINDOW.

17. PUMPKIN SPICE LIP BALM

WHY NOT TASTE PUMPKIN SPICE WHILE HEALING YOUR CHAPPED LIPS FROM THE FALL CHILL.

18. PUMPKIN SPICE NAIL POLISH

HOLD YOUR PSL WITH YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE NAILS FOR DOUBLE THE INSTA LOVE.

19. PUMPKIN LIQUID LIPSTICK

KYLIE IS EVEN NAMING HER LIPKIT PUMPKIN

20. PUMPKIN SPICE DOG SHAMPOO

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR AMERICA.

Look what we've done to Japan!

I understand coffee flavored pumpkin spice products because that's kind of how this obsession started. I kind of even understand dessert pumpkin spice because of pumpkin pie. I think America just needs to take a step and realize how crazy making everything have a pumpkin spice seasonal variety, it's getting out of hand, just look at all the fake products and memes. We have a problem America.

If you love pumpkin spice than this is the ultimate shopping list and here is the ultimate milkshake created by Shane Dawson:

*please drink responsibly*